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It starts because Harry has no self-control when it comes to meaningless and entertaining competition.
Actually no, that's not quite right. It starts because Harry is absolutely plastered.
(From the prompt: Workplace fic in which a benign inter-department step challenge gets out of hand, spearheaded by you know who 1 and 2)
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23 May 2026
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“I’m twenty-eight!” Harry said. “I’ve been an Auror for ten years! You want me to go back to Hogwarts now?"
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- Part 5 of Harry Potter works
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17 May 2026
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During his three-year house arrest, Draco Malfoy’s world is shrinking, until a casual game in a solarium ignites something unexpected: ambition. Chess becomes more than just a pastime - it’s a lifeline.
But nothing could've prepared Draco for the crushing eight-move defeat in Vienna, where Harry Potter reminds him who’s the reigning king of the board.
What follows is an unexpected wager - a bet that feels like putting everything he's ever known on the line. Now Draco is chasing prize money for his mother's medical care, the coveted Grandmagister title, and maybe something more complicated altogether.
No distractions allowed. Especially not Harry sodding Potter.
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This Christmas, I Give You My Everything by loveglowsinthedark for bixgirl1
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
25 Dec 2017
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“I didn’t mean to imply that I wouldn’t risk it for you.”
“I see. Because you would? Risk it for me, I mean?”
Harry’s reply comes out a growl, his arms tightening around Malfoy. “I’d risk everything for you and you bloody well know it.”
This holiday season, Harry decides to claim the gift he wants more than anything else.
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02 May 2026
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for StarQuesting's excellent art: Drawtober 2024 [ART] Chapter 25: Day 25: Slither
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- Part 4 of Drabbles
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01 May 2026
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Malfoy shoots him a deathly glare. “I’m going to find a way to break this.” His voice is fierce with purpose and Harry finds it hard not to believe him.
“Sure, you and Hermione both,” Harry concedes, “but until then…”
Malfoy’s lips thin, gaze dropping to his lap. His hands clench and unclench, mere inches from Harry’s own. After a while, he whispers a barely audible, “Until then.”
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Harry and Draco are just trying to make it out of their last year at Hogwarts alive. Along the way, they find each other.
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30 Apr 2026
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Quidditch rivals [art only] by JitteryWisp for its_the_allure
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Mar 2025
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Harry and Draco from The Most Splendid Thing by lq_traintracks
Buff professional Quidditch rivals who end up making out, explicitly. What's not to love?Bookmarked by RemoteRockstar
24 Apr 2026
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Wonderful Electric (cover me in you) by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Nov 2021
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I’m never so tender with him as I am when I’m coaxing him to piss all over me.
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22 Mar 2026
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After Minister Potter receives a bunch of death threats, Auror Draco Malfoy is temporarily put in charge of his security detail.
Harry is beyond annoyed by the situation, but winding Malfoy up is as entertaining as ever.
In fact, it's more entertaining than Harry could have ever imagined.
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8-part series (within the Kinktober series) called the Bratty Minister. These could theoretically be read separately, and if you skip one or two (like, if a tagged kink isn't your thing), I don't think you'll be confused, as it's mostly smut, but all these oneshots are tied together with a "kinky sex games to oops I found my soulmate" sort of plotline.- Words:
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Kinktober 2024, Day 20: Petplay
"Pets get petted. You didn't know that, Potter?"
"And what do you get out of this?"
"Wonders," Draco said.
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Part 7 of the Bratty Minister series.Note: Tags are what they are, and they don't lie, but this is such emo-fluff, my god.
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- Part 20 of Ruby's Kinktober 2024
- Part 7 of Bratty Minister
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Harry is the Head of the Auror Department while Draco is slowly rising through the ranks in the Department of Magical Accidents and Catastrophes.
They keep their relationship a secret.
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Connected oneshots more than a chaptered fic. Mostly smut — way too much smut — with ~feelings~ and a tiny plot. Basically "Draco is a soft, gentle Dom, taking care of Harry's needs." And Harry is hot and powerful and terrifies other people. Also, they're madly in love, but shhh, don't tell Draco.- Language:
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10 Mar 2026
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Out of all the people in the world twenty-six-year-old Harry Potter could have trusted with coaching him through his bi awakening, he chose Draco Malfoy. And because Draco is a sucker, he agreed. Now Harry's a Malfoy and the Manor's favourite—and if it would stop saying that was Draco's fault, that would be great—and Draco has to come to terms with just how much he would do for a Chosen One who insists on handing him larger and more fragile mysteries to protect.
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27 Feb 2026
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Everybody knows that Potter can't dance. He's an awkward, shuffling idiot with two left feet. Draco had even witnessed it first hand. And alright, admittedly that was over a decade ago at a stuffy school ball…but it's just an undisputed fact of life, isn't it? That Harry Potter is an insufferable twat with a hero complex, and he can't dance. But Sweet Mother of Merlin, Draco has to resist the urge to rub his eyes and pinch himself, because this Potter? He can fucking move.
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When Deputy Head Auror Potter waltzes into Wizarding London's most popular gay nightclub a few months after his highly publicised break up with Girl Weasley, Draco is completely cool about it. Not affected in the least.
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21 Feb 2026
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A love story told through legal documents.
Or: a courtship.
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17 Feb 2026
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AITA for being "obsessed" with my childhood nemesis? by RainstormRadish for beta_vulgaris
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
14 Nov 2023
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Alrakis • I [24M] attended a small boarding school in the UK. There was a boy in my year, a couple of months younger than me, and he became my nemesis after we developed an intense rivalry. My friend [25F] told me recently that our dynamic was "weird back then" and that "it’s even weirder" that I still think about him today. She argued that I talk about him all the time, but I believe the amount I talk about him is reasonable. AITA?
prongymcprongface • i completely get what you mean. i had a nemesis (like a school one, separate to my other nemesis) and we had a dynamic super similar to what you are describing. having a nemesis is a very cool and normal thing dw about it. NTA
In which Draco asks the internet if he's being reasonable. Only one commenter is sympathetic. They start talking.
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17 Feb 2026
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Pretty Fond of Not Very Good Ideas by lq_traintracks (lumosed_quill) for birdsofshore, capitu
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 Feb 2017
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Harry Peterson, Orderer Extraordinaire, and his trusty sidekick, Ray. Or: Harry's been hit with a memory charm, but it's okay because he realises he's bent
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16 Feb 2026
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When Draco gets hit by a curse that makes him essentially allergic to magic, Harry takes him in as a favour to Ron and Kingsley to teach him how to survive without it while they figure out a cure.
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29 Jan 2026
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Malfoy could control Fiendfyre—tame it even, and he did it while wearing a singed leotard that left nothing to the imagination. And oh boy, did Harry imagine.
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24 Jan 2026
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Harry has a ferret and a whole lot of tattoos. Unfortunately, it's only one of these things Draco approves of.
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Draco Malfoy was perfectly content, or at least trying to be, rebuilding his life as a resident doctor in a world-renowned Muggle hospital. He tells himself he didn't miss magic, didn’t still dream of one day becoming a Healer at St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries.
So when he gets an offer, 120 days to rid the centuries of curses in Number Twelve, Grimmauld Place in exchange for his wand and a ticket to the Healer Apprentice program, he takes it and runs.
The only problem? Harry Potter is absolutely furious about it.
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30 Oct 2025