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    Shane Hollander sends one drunk text after the championship celebrations in Vegas.

    Unfortunately, Ilya Rozanov answers it.

    One vodka-fuelled night later, they wake up hungover, half naked, and legally married with Scott Hunter somehow involved as a witness.

    Keeping their six-year secret hookup hidden was already difficult. Pretending their accidental marriage means nothing might be impossible.

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    27 Jul 2026

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    On 2

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    In a state of extreme horniness, Shane agrees to make a spicy video for Ilya, and it unfortunately doesn’t stay between just them. One guess as to whose fault it is that it leaks (you're only half right).

    (Set in the 2015-2016 season)

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    17 Jul 2026

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    AU Cottage

    Instead of hot dogs, Shane and Ilya decided to make the trek to the grocery store for dinner, so they aren't home with David Hollander comes by. But unfortunately for them, a horrific car accident ends up letting more than Shane's father know that something was going on at the cottage this summer.

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    25 Jul 2026

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    Emmy: When did you first hook up with him?
    Jane: 2010
    Caro: WHAT
    Megan: GIRL
    Tia: SEVEN YEARS??
    Megan: My jaw is borderline unhinged rn

    Or: In 2017, Shane finds a place where he can talk about his sex life...a group chat for girls who have slept with Ilya Rozanov

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    07 Apr 2026

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    It was a Friday when the video dropped.

    “What is happening?” He asked St Simon, who was holding his phone tight to his chest, his expression odd. “Someone has died?” 

    Across the room he could see Marlow moving slowly upright from where he had been doing floor stretches, his phone in his hand as well, his face pinched. 

    “It’s Hollander,” St Simon said. 

    The bottom of Ilya’s stomach fell out, closely followed by the rest of Ilya’s organs. His chest hurt so acutely that he thought he must be having a heart attack. 

    “Not dead,” St Simon added quickly, reaching out to grab Ilya’s shoulder when Ilya’s knees actually buckled. “Jesus, sorry. I should have - no it’s just -” 

    “Someone tell me what the fuck is going on,” Ilya snapped, “and everyone else shut up.” 

    Marlow reached him now, held his phone out to Ilya, open already to an article with a headline huge enough Ilya could easily make out the HOLLANDER blaring out of it even before his eyes focused and he took the phone from Marlow. 

    A video is posted online, for Shane it feels like a death sentence. For some parts of him, it is.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Complete