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"Are you a fucking child?"
"No," Jamie huffs. He fixes Roy a look. "Look, mate, if you hate fun, you can just say so."
"Fuck off, I don't hate fun. I've just never seen a grown man playing with fucking toys."
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augusnippets day 14 - toys
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25 Jun 2026
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"You fucking rodeo clown American prick!" Jamie shouts. "This is bullshit!"
He crosses the room and kicks Ted's suitcases, which tumble over like dominoes. Ted glances over and seems startled, but not all that scared.
"Well, heck," he laughs. "I'm starting to think there might be a ghost in here."
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jamie tartt is dead. ted lasso lives in a haunted flat.
it turns out that caring a little can go a long way.
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25 Jun 2026
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"Hello," Roy says, giving the kid a little wave, unsure of what else to do with himself.
The kid stares, wide-eyed.
"You're Roy Kent."
Roy nods.
"I am."
The kid stares at him a moment longer... and promptly starts crying.
"Oh, fuck..." Roy breathes, before his common sense can catch up to the fact that he shouldn't be swearing in front of an eight year-old. "Jesus Christ. Are you okay?"
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whumptober day 30 - hospital bed
(or, early in his career, a charity visit to a children's hospital in manchester sticks with roy. he really hopes that kid is okay.)
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25 Jun 2026
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"Oh, I'm sure. Have you got a vacation planned?"
It's a little funny that they're not really talking about football, but Jamie can't even complain— he's been living and breathing absolutely nothing but football for months now, going straight from the end of the season into preparation for the tournament. It's refreshing, like, to talk about literally anything else.
"Yeah, yeah. I've got a lovely villa on a beach booked for my husband and I, right." He pushes a hand through his sweaty hair, shoving it out of his face. "We're headed there tomorrow, straight from here, and I can't wait."
He doesn't even realize what he's said until he sees the interviewer's shocked face, and the curious glances from everyone who's been listening in nearby.
"I'm sorry. Your... husband?"
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or, it’s 2030, and even winning the world cup can’t stop jamie tartt from saying the wrong thing in interviews.
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25 Jun 2026
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When Ted drops his truth-bomb, Jamie spirals.
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24 Jun 2026