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I wanna drop my arms (and take your arms) by RottenTomatoChild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jul 2026
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Jon is left alone in their flat after he and Gerry had a fight.
And hes real sad about it :(title from Simulation Swarm by Big Theif
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TMA but Jon is a GenZ time traveler by RottenTomatoChild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
22 Jun 2026
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Jon dislikes Tims usage of memes, Jon doesn’t catch all pop culture references that are thrown at him, Jon flinches when two certain numbers are spoken in succession, Jon does basically all his work on his computer, but never stops complaining about it, Jon dresses like he’s eighty but has a suspiciously young face, Jon says “cringe” out loud instead of actually cringing. Jon does a lot of weird things.
Sasha thinks he had a sheltered childhood,
Martin thinks he’s just not that caught up with the times,
Tim thinks he is as old as he dresses, and that dementia is catching up with him.
None of them are right, not even close, and Jon is terrible at lying. It’s only a matter of time before they find out.
Or: What it says on the tin + Georgie
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Not another tma chatfic by MouldyAsparagusTeen, RottenTomatoChild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
05 Jun 2026
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Sasha.J: Jon give me my pen back
J.Sims: i dont know what youre talking about
T.Stoker: what happened to punctuation Jon
Sasha.J: give me back my pen Jon
J.Sims: uh
JonathanSims left the chat
Sasha.J: did he just
Sasha.J: I didn’t know he knew how to do that
This is just a rip-off of every tma chatfic ever (except that it starts earlier because we adore research era fics) and you’ll just have to live with that
Now with angst!
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Threading my heart through the needle by RottenTomatoChild
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
19 May 2026
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Timothy Stoker never had any problems with love.
He often found himself in short relationships, small crushes, and other insignificant things.But this was not insignificant.
This was not a simple crush.
This, was Jonathan Sims.And Tim has no idea what to do about it.
A Tim POV regarding: a weird new coworker, his nothing short of terrifying sister, love, and very complicated complications.
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Joe Biden just wanted to try some Norwegian ice cream, but ended up in an epic battle against Donald trump to stop him from using the infinity gauntlet.
Written by me and two classmates for an assignment (they consented to this being posted), first half on this is the story in the original language (Norwegian), second half is the English translation.
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One shots written when my brain wants to eat itself by RottenTomatoChild
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
11 Jul 2026
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You know when you’re so bored that it feels like your mind is melting? Yeah. Me too.
Pro tip: Writing some good(ish) one shots helps a little- Words:
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The quiet hymn of the watcher [SUPER DISCONTINUED] by RottenTomatoChild
Fandom The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Aug 2025
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Gertude raised Jon. She raised The Archive. But when his time to Become nears, Jon finds himself extremely opposed to the idea of being just that.
The fact that his fiancé, Gerry, dies right before isn’t exactly helping.DISCONTINUED
Rewrite also discontinued
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where jon has to juggle between being Jonathan Sims, The Archivist, and Jonny D'Ville, the space pirate. chaos ensues. also it's half chatfic.
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kyu discovers the rabbit hole of tma x mechs fics and decides to write their own
despite having no prior knowledge on the mechanisms. i am so sorry. the mechs WILL be ooc.i live and breath the mechanisms.Bookmarked by RottenTomatoChild
05 Mar 2026
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WELCOME TEAM MAGNUS!!!
Congratulations on being selected to compete in the Great British Bake Off special! We’re excited to welcome teams into the tent this season to compete in order to raise money for charity. Your team application has been approved and we’re thrilled to have representatives from The Magnus Institute joining us in the tent this season. Orientation begins Thursday!Bookmarked by RottenTomatoChild
19 Feb 2026
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Just a normal day at the institute. Martin hadn’t been working there for long- a few months maybe- and Martin sort of, maybe, perhaps even developed a teensy tiny crush on his grumpy boss. It was official: Martin’s taste in men sucked. And yet. And yet.
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23 Jan 2026
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one-in-fourteen (+ one unripe archivist) by I_dont_have_name
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
26 Feb 2026
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Tim and Martin think that something is wrong with Jon. And not in usual way.
Actually, they're right, in a way. But when they ask, Jon gets all nervous and awkward and keeps saying something about "rats in the tunnels"
OR; Jon finds out that 14 versions of him are hiding in the tunnels under the Magnus institute until they'll be able to go back to their universes, and they're making his life as hard as it possible while being harmless (for the most part) (maybe)
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10 Dec 2025
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you know where to find me (and I know where to look) by BuggxieBoo
Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)
07 Mar 2026
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too much swag: I’m staging a goddamn revolution against douchard and his “dress code”
too much swag: who’s joining me
get rekt: oh hell yes
get rekt: I’ll never say no to an opportunity to fuck with the hell man
too much swag: amazing, Martin?
kartin: hmm..
kartin: I don’t see why not :)
too much swag: WOO
too much swag: operation Fuck Elias’s dress code begins tomorrow ;)
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a tma chatfic whetr everything ends up okay I promiseBookmarked by RottenTomatoChild
08 Dec 2025