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Zoro comes across a personal ad written by the ship’s lovelorn cook. He decides to pose as the ideal woman to reply, but his pursuit of entertainment is met with more than he expects.
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10 Jul 2026
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Sanji used to think getting shot by Cupid’s arrow would be a beautiful ordeal, but he gets to know that Cupid is a stupid cunt and the whole experience sucks. He can't pull the shitty arrow out of his heart no matter how hard he tries. So he does the next best thing and kicks Zoro squarely in the chest.
Or: Sanji falls in love.
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08 Jul 2026
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n. a moment you instantly wish you could take back, feeling a pulse of dread right after crossing the point of no return—a blurted confession, a hurled insult, a final decision you’d been waffling over for months—wanting to take just one step backward in time, reverting to the way things used to be, in the halcyon days of just a minute ago.
Sanji confesses his feelings.
Sanji confesses his feelings.
Sanji confesses his feelings.
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- Part 5 of Obscure Sorrows
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03 Jul 2026
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Five times Zoro displays his feelings to Sanji and one time he finally confesses. Chaos ensues.
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25 Jun 2026
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In which Usopp is ping-ponged between two idiots who don’t know how to talk about their feelings.
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“Pardon?” Usopp asked, face a mask of both terror and confusion.
“The cook, I’d like to tell him how I feel,” Zoro grunted.
“I—well it seems to me like you’ve already told him how you feel, plenty of times,” Usopp stammered, “Just this afternoon I heard ‘give me booze,’ ‘fuck you, curly,’ and ‘you look like a wet napkin in a thunderstorm.’”
“No,” Zoro sighed, trying to muster up all the patience he could, though he couldn’t resist snickering a bit at his last ingenious quote, “I want to tell him how I really feel.”
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21 Jun 2026