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Astarion, with the aid of Mephistopheles, has been searching the multiverse for the perfect Cazador to keep as a consort to replace the one he used in his Rite of Profane Ascension. At long last, he's finally found the perfect one, but from there everything goes so very, very wrong when he tries to take Cazador home with him. Instead, they end up in a world where their magic is enfeebled, and their vampiric powers don't work, and all the while malevolent entities both seen and unseen are hunting them
Hopefully equal parts humorous and disturbing
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- Part 8 of Cazstar Multiverse Event
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Cazstar Multiverse Event by 0Caterina, datoutou3373, elysiianiisms, Odiolisk, Orphios, Rotting_Corpseflesh, titilvating
Fandom Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
23 Mar 2026
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called for the peace and now i've got it all by stolenglow (xlph)
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Aug 2025
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Astarion smiles, basking in the impossible. Sunlight coats him like honey, gilding the fine lines of his form. No vampire should be able to feel this—this heat on bare skin, the soft hush of daylight through windows thrown wide open—but he does. The chaise beneath him is wide enough for two, but the only thing that shares his space now is Cazador.
In a previous life, Cazador spoke to Astarion only in the language of pain. Now Astarion's fluent, and he wants confession.
Bookmarked by Rotting_Corpseflesh
21 Jul 2026
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A Steamy Romance Novel: The Warden's Forbidden Desire by canniballecters
Fandoms: World of Warcraft
10 Aug 2025
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“I thought you said it was trash,” Illidan said, raising an eyebrow. He read the title aloud. “A Steamy Romance Novel: The Warden’s Forbidden Desire.” He examined the cover illustration closely. “Is this meant to be… us?”
“Perhaps in your lurid fantasies, Betrayer. Of course you would denigrate the noble Warden, imagining her draped across your foul musculature like a wanton whore.” Maiev paused for a moment, lost in thought. “Though the man does bear a passing resemblance to you…”
Maiev and Illidan find an interesting book in the library of the Cathedral of Eternal Night.
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- Part 1 of A Steamy Romance Novel
Bookmarked by Rotting_Corpseflesh
20 Jul 2026
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The captain—because it must be the captain, there's no other possibility—stops directly before the straggled lines of captives. Black hair frames his angular features, the way his eyes narrow not against the sun but against them: their existence, maybe, or just the existence of all those beneath him.
There is a pause. And then he speaks.
"I am Captain Cazador Szarr of the Eternal," he says. It's a deep, almost melodic voice; too rich for the seadogs and savages that so often fill ships. Even against the better-dressed of his crew, he stands out like a noble in the East End rookeries. "And I am here to meet with your captain, pirates."
The year is 1728, and Astarion Ancunín casts across the Atlantic in hopes of reaching the Caribbean to finally make a name for himself.
He doesn't quite make it there.
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Bookmarked by Rotting_Corpseflesh
18 Jul 2026
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Cazador Szarr was immortal, powerful, and feared among merfolk, but all he truly wanted was to walk on two legs and feel the sun on his back. So, he struck a deal with a devil: lure seven thousand sailors to their deaths and deliver their souls to Mephistopheles, and in return, he’d gain everything he desired.
It would have been a fine arrangement had a fishing net not ruined his very first attempt.
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- English
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- 2,060
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Bookmarked by Rotting_Corpseflesh
30 Jun 2026
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If You Want Blood (You've Got It) by drowsyfantasy for ghirahimuwu
Fandoms: World of Warcraft
21 Mar 2026
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A quick peek into Astalor's perspective during the end of a hunt. Anonymous/unknown prey-seeker.
Bookmarked by Rotting_Corpseflesh
27 Jun 2026

