Rudgiraffe
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Before We Knew What We Were Running From by Rudgiraffe
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Iron Man (Movies), Iron Man (Comics), Marvel Cinematic Universe
05 Feb 2024
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Peter Parker meets Tony Stark for the first time whilst at the Osborn Gala - he unexpectedly receives a job offer.
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“So,” it was hard to tell if it was casual or awkward. “Who’s son are you?”
The guy had to be drunk. The flute in his hand was already half empty, Peter doubted it was his first. The man slouched in his chair, sunglasses on in the middle of the night, whilst inside. Of course, Peter recognised him.
“N-No ones.”
Tony Stark took another sip.
“Really? Because this definitely isn’t the funnest party to gate crash, kid.” There was a drawling sarcasm to the statement, he seemed to have thought he’d caught him out.
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“Give him back.” Her face remained solid.
“The turtle?” He looked way too innocent for whatever the fuck was going on his head.
She reached for her hip. “He’s a tortoise”
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Or a girl tries to get back her emotional support tortoise during the zombie apocalypse.- Language:
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To [email protected] by Rudgiraffe
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
28 Sep 2023
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From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Subject: Homework
Dear Peter
I have started to become concerned with the amount of your homework you have left outstanding. I have had a discussion with some of your other teachers and they have bought forward similar concerns in addition to your lack of concentration in class.
I have no doubts about your capability; however, we need evidence of this skill to allow you to pass any of your classes.
Would you available to meet after your last lesson next Tuesday?Best Wishes,
Ms Warren
Physics teacher at midtown high -
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Harry reflects on his life after his eightieth birthday.
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Kidnapping is like a date, except with more Kidnapping and less dating by Rudgiraffe
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Deadpool - All Media Types, Deadpool (Movieverse), Marvel Cinematic Universe
19 Jan 2023
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“Do you want to get hotdogs after this?”
“Wade…”
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Peter Parker and Wade Wilson get kidnapped by a weird man in a velvet green suit. Wade is way too excited about it and Peter would rather be anywhere else. Well, maybe not anywhere else, he could name a few places he rather not be, but here's also pretty bad.
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If there's nowhere to run, find somewhere to hide (universe) by Rudgiraffe
Fandom Iron Man (Comics), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
05 Feb 2024
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Rudgiraffe's Whumptober 2022 by Rudgiraffe
Fandom Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types
13 Oct 2022
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“I hope I’ve fully imparted on you the importance of sunscreen.”
“Of course not,” Dick says. “Ever heard of ‘live fast, die young’?” He rolls over on the lounge chair, close enough that a waft of chemical coconut-banana wrinkles Bruce’s nose, but it’s the thin streak of white on his cheekbone that really gives him away. Bruce reaches out a hand to rub it in, then thinks better of it and points to it instead.
“I gave you a complete blood transfusion in Siberia.” Dick swipes at his cheekbone, affronted. “I think we’re past the point of being too shy to rub in a bit of sunscreen.”
Dick and Bruce, and a rare Sunday off.
Bookmarked by Rudgiraffe
20 Jun 2026
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“Next time,” Bruce promises as he does every night. “We’ll go out on patrol next time.”
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Bookmarked by Rudgiraffe
11 Jun 2026
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Hey, Brother, There's an Endless Road to Rediscover by TheSilencer
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics)
05 Feb 2026
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"Someone needs to go with him." Diana said. "She's a goddess of family. Her blessing will come from the strength of his familial ties."
All the more reason I should go. Damian thought.
Bruce and Dick shared a long look. Perhaps to the others in the room, it was a fast, indecipherable look, but Damian caught the pull of Dick's mouth and the tightness to his father's jaw. However, it was Bruce that said "Red Hood and Red Robin."
Damian's eyes widened.
Grayson was as good as dead.
Or the one where Dick's brothers manage to royally piss off an ancient deity that sends them careening through memories he'd rather they didn't see.
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- Part 1 of Oh, Brother, I Will Hear You Call
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You don’t need to read “They both died at the end” to understand
Bruce came to hate Death-Cast some years into his vigilante career. So what if he wasn't going to die in the next 24–21 hours? He could very well still die at the 25th hour and never know if they didn't call on time.
They didn't call him on time for Jason.
Still, as soon as the clock hit midnight, dread would settle in his stomach and wouldn't leave until it was well past 3. He would never admit that, of course, and with his vigilante activities, some days those three hours passed almost unnoticed.
Death-Cast didn't call Bruce Wayne today. No, that would be too blissful.
Death-Cast called his eldest.
OR: Death-Cast calls on the early morning of the day you are going to die. Dick gets the callSeries
- Part 1 of Batman x Death Cast AU
Bookmarked by Rudgiraffe
13 May 2026
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all the men and women merely players by IzzyMRDB
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Red Robin (Comics), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
15 Sep 2022
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Tim first noticed Them when he was three years old.
It was his very first time on stage, after all, so he could be excused from not noticing Them before.
But he played his part. He followed his script, all while looking straight at the camera.
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Tim knows he's just a character in a comic book. He wishes They treated him as human.
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- Part 32 of My slowly growing collection of One-shots
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Bookmarked by Rudgiraffe
09 May 2026