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  1. Fuck or Die, but the Die Is a Lie by

    Fandoms: Gravity Falls  

    12 Jul 2026

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    'The ritual. No, it all went wrong.

    Oh, so wrong. Well, it was right. The ingredients were correct, the math was flawless, and even the drawings were down to a T!

    But the human that Bill used for it. That was wrong.'

     

    Or alternatively:

    How to get into the cute nerd's pants, by making him see reason in the unreasonable, 401.

    Taught by Bill Cipher.

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    English
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    1,858
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    Comments:
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    35
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    3
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