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    pilot study (knowledge gaps) by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    07 May 2026

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    To Grace's knowledge (i.e. the Hail Mary's database, i.e. all of human knowledge), there have never been any studies done to confirm whether ambrein (a derivative of sperm whale digestive secretions!) actually functions as an aphrodisiac in humans or not.

    Well, 15.8 light years from Earth, he's about to find out. Because the cytoplasm of Taumoeba consists in large parts of a triterpene alcohol that is startlingly similar to ambrein — and baby, he's all out of coma slurry.

    Or: The sex pollen amoeba fic you (never) asked for.

    Rocky utters a wordless little trill, half concerned and half curious. Always curious, and why would this be an exception? If anything, this is me conducting a pilot study on the unusual effects of Taumoeba on the human body, and oh is he ever morbidly fascinated by the many things my gross, leaky body does.

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    01 Jun 2026

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    good bones by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    28 Dec 2025

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    I figured it'd be two birds, one stone, Shane had said. I can give you the full tour of the new place and everything, there's some new stuff in the kitchen. And it can be this— sexy thing, for you.

    Darling, hearing you talk about dishwashers is pretty sexy. No need to go further.

    Shane and Ilya try some roleplay.

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    15 May 2026

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    well oiled by

    Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan  

    06 Feb 2026

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    During the Ancient Olympic Games, Percy Jackson finds himself competing in the Pentathlon against Jason Grace—Zeus’s favored son, golden boy, and Percy’s own personal nightmare.

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    Percy tries to prove he’s better than the son of Zeus, gets distracted by how unfairly hot Jason is in all his oiled-up glory, and ends up fucked. Possibly in more ways than one...

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    13 May 2026

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    Below the Belt by for SHITFART616

    Fandoms: ジョジョの奇妙な冒険 | JoJo no Kimyou na Bouken | JoJo's Bizarre Adventure  

    24 Dec 2025

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    Josuke has never been a fan of boxing, but with a hunk of meat with bright blue shorts just might change his mind.

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    josuke get freaky in a locker room send tweet

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    24 Mar 2026

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    Concussion Induced Homosexuality by

    Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime)  

    04 Dec 2024

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    “Oh god, don’t tell me I’ve forgotten my own girlfriend or something.” Yuji grabs his own head in distress. “Please, please tell me she’s tall with a big butt.”

    “More like boyfriend.” Kugisaki scoffs before she can think better.

    Gojo scratches his chin. “At least he’s got one of those traits.”

    “Boyfriend?” Yuji drops his hands off his head and blinks helplessly at them all. “I have a boyfriend?”

    The answer is no. It would be a very easy thing to clear up. Kugisaki knows that’s what any decent person would do. But then she looks at Gojo. One corner of his mouth keeps twitching, ghosting the most conspiratorially wicked smile she’s ever seen. She presses her lips together, hiding her own evil grin. There was something in Yuji’s voice that caught her off guard. Something… hopeful.

    Yuji hits his head and while most of his memory remains intact, he's forgotten someone very important. A certain Fushiguro Megumi who he was definitely not dating before the concussion. Though, that small detail would never stop Kugisaki from spreading a little bit of false information in the pursuit of an incredible prank. Or it would have been an incredible prank if only things didn't get so... out of hand. 

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    06 Mar 2026