SaddestCatInTheRoom



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    A cold gaze full of hatred and contempt, and contrasting with it familiar gentle eyes. And it was all Ji Yushi. Two Ji Yushi.

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    16 Jul 2026

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    “Are you planning to keep my hair tie?” Iruka asked suddenly, a hint of amusement in his voice.

    “I’m holding it prisoner for crimes against the citizens of Konoha.”

    “What are the charges?”

    Kakashi smiled, twirling the band around his forefinger like a kunai. “Perjury and willful concealment.”

    Iruka huffed and shook his head, lips thinning in a way that made Kakashi think he was holding back a grin. “You know, if I’d realized you had such a thing for long hair, I would have started wearing mine down years ago.”

    Kakashi’s thumb caught the hair band, halting its revolution.

    “Years?”

    (Or, in which Iruka asks for a single night, and gets a whole lot more.)

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    10 Jul 2026

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    Hokage Decree #001: Iruka is legally not allowed to fuck.

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    09 Jul 2026

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    Kakashi opens his mouth, about to protest that a lowly chuunin wouldn't get the drop on him but something makes him stop. Across the room, the very chuunin they're talking about walks in, surrounded by a mixed group of chuunin and jounin. Iruka never looks their way, but Kakashi can feel the way Iruka focuses on him. It's nothing obvious, no staring or pointed glares, but he knows Iruka knows exactly where Kakashi is in the bar and that leaves Kakashi feeling hunted.

    Asuma follows Kakashi's gaze. It's hard to miss the new group. They're loud and boisterous, suggesting this isn't the first bar they've hit. Kakashi absently lifts his glass for another sip, then immediately spits it out, coughing. Instead of the smooth sake he'd been drinking, his glass is full of Tabasco sauce.

    Kakashi blinks down at the red liquid. When he looks back over at Iruka's group, Iruka is looking straight at him and smiling.

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    08 Jul 2026

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    Kakashi hears a delicate, “Yes, ma’am!” in response, then soft, measured footsteps rushing around the corner before the individual slows, likely hoping to appear more composed once they finally make it to their booth and—

    He’s frozen. Genuinely, Kakashi is shocked. Despite the fact that he heard it straight from Genma’s mouth only hours before, Kakashi’s heart gives a stutter inside his chest and he even hears his breath audibly catch, because…that’s Iruka.

    That’s Iruka.

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    08 Jul 2026