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Take No Wife, Father No Children by Saebrin for partialconstellations
Fandoms: Game of Thrones (TV)
10 Sep 2023
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In which Jon Snow, a Brother of the Night’s Watch, breaks no vows but somehow ends up with a family anyways.
(An AU where instead of meeting Ygritte, Jon runs into Tormund and his daughters first.)
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Tell My Sorrows to the Stones by Saebrin for vanyamire
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2021
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In which Thorin Oakenshield has too much in common with King Midas, and Bilbo Baggins decides true love is worth the risk to life and limb.
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Durin Blue (with Balls to Match) by Saebrin for CATtheFearless
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
24 Dec 2019
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Thorin and Bilbo have survived a quest, a battle, and a coronation, and all that remains is their happily ever after. They’re deeply in love and life couldn’t be better, right?
…Well, maybe it would be if they could get more than thirty seconds alone together.
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In a reality where Smaug attacks Erebor much later and is slain by Thorin in the process, the King Under the Mountain must contend with a whole new problem: greenery refuses to grow in the Desolation around the mountain, yet thousands of dwarves and humans must still be fed. In desperation, Thorin leads an envoy to the Shire to inquire about hiring a Green Magic hobbit. When none agree to make the journey, though, he’s left with no choice but to kidnap one.
Cue Bilbo Baggins.
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What do you do when you want something, and only your enemy can give it to you? (AKA that time Marcus Flint learned to cast a Patronus, and Harry got split custody of a cat.) Set during Prisoner of Azkaban.
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- Part 1 of Mutual Benefits
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In late 2014, celebrity photos start dropping. Ilya deletes his texts, his photos, a video he should never have taken. It isn't soon enough.
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Enemy Lines by winter_ninja
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 May 2026
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“Why the fuck do you care what happens to Rozanov?”
Shane doesn’t answer.
He’s already running for the Raiders’ locker room.
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Or, Ilya has a panic attack in the Raiders' locker room after getting a phone call from his brother telling him about his father’s death.
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Ilya Rozanov is Now Live by Itsallfine
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
31 May 2026
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Post-cottage, Shane and Ilya quickly discover that hiding sucks, so they launch their friendship via a series of chaotic Instagram Lives. It predictably spirals out of control.
Ch 1: Friends!
Ch 2: …Uh, friends?
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Operation O Canada, or The Hollander-Rozanov Method of Soft Launching a Marriage by robbinscinquefoil
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
01 May 2026
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“Can’t hang out tonight, Hayd. I have plans.”
“Bullshit,” Hayden responds. “You never have plans.”
Objectively, this used to be true. Nowadays Shane has many, many plans, between his nightly plans to look at Ilya’s penis through Skype and his various long-term plans laid out helpfully in his notebook, Canva (For Ilya’s sake. He is a visual learner), and more recently, Excel. Shane loves that excel sheet. He’s colour coded it.
In 2017, Shane Hollander spirals and proposes to his boyfriend of 4 days (or 7 years, or 9 years, or not his boyfriend at all, depending on how you look at it), which leads to a lot of plans, weird theories in the Montreal Voyageur locker room, some Twitter drama, and Ilya Rozanov entering his WAG era.
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- Part 1 of Operation O Canada
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O-Town’s Fillies Back Again by Anonymous
Fandom Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)
21 May 2026
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