Samderella



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    This couple lives rent free in my head like Mary Ann lived in Gorgug's all year.

    I've finally found a rarepair so rare I'm forced to write my own fics for it. First three are explicit smut but All Pulp No Juice is basically just fluff.

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    Shane reached out without thinking, his fingers brushing against the rough fabric of Ilya’s jacket sleeve.

    Ilya flinched away. “Dun’ touch me!”

    Shane blinked, thrown. “What the - ”

    “I already have boyfriend!” Ilya declared, pulling his jacket around himself like a shield. “Are practically engaged!”

    Shane just stared. “Ilya. It’s me.”

    “Only my boyfriend may unwrap me.” Ilya announced. “Is respect.”

    Ilya gets drunk and refuses to be touched by anyone except his boyfriend. Unfortunately for Shane, Ilya does not realize his boyfriend is the one taking him home.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Remember when Hayden Pike punches Ilya after Shane said not to, right before the announcement of the Irina Foundation? Remember that that was the second time Hayden laid his hands on Ilya in the first month of knowing him?

    Or, Shane gets rightfully fed up after the first month of Hayden's behavior towards Ilya. Punching Ilya was the final straw, so he tells Hayden to pretend he never found out. It sets off a chain of events landing him, happily, in Ottawa a year earlier and with a better support system for both him and Ilya.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    The Metros make a request of Shane: can he wait ten, fifteen minutes before he gets in the shower after practice? Just so the rest of them can shower first? It's only fair that they get to go first, since they have wives and girlfriends waiting for them at home, and obviously they can't shower at the same time. They wouldn't want Shane checking them out, or anything.

    Shane gets the vicious crashout he deserves and gives the (individualized, highly personal) callouts the Metros deserve.

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    17 Jun 2026

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    "Seven years you've been fucking me," Shane pounds into him. "Seven years of being in control. And now look at you - face down, ass up, begging for cock like a bitch in heat."

    Shane wins the Stanley Cup. Ilya gets his hole stuffed full of Stanley Cup winning Hollander in the nastiest way.

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    28 Mar 2026

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    “You’re mine,” Shane said again. Mine, mine, mine, the only thought in Shane’s head, a broken record he didn’t want to fix.
    Ilya nodded once in confirmation, his lips parted, his eyes lust blown, his mouth unable to form a coherent reply to whatever had possessed his boyfriend — is that what they were? Boyfriends? — his mind flooded with one word on repeat: Yours. Yours, yours, yours.

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    When Ilya suggests marrying Svetlana at the cottage, Shane fucks him into the couch.

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    17 Jun 2026

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