Santaselffy

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    Kalim shifts nervously in his seat. “So, uh. I have a lot of freedom to decide what I want to do, as long as it benefits the interests of the family, right, and that’s great! I won't actually inherit anything for a long, long time—hopefully anyway! Dad's still young, and pretty healthy—but I have to start somewhere, it doesn’t really matter where. But. Uh. My parents are also a little old fashioned in that they absolutely insist I… start a family.” The horror must show on your face because he rushes to assuage your disgust. “It’s really not as bad as it sounds! It’s not forced-arranged or anything, I’m not being like. Sold off to the highest shareholder or anything! Haha! But, y’know. Mom keeps sending me Magicam profiles of eligible daughters of trusted business partners and politicians and, well. The intent is obvious. It’s really important that we like each other and get along or it could be–” (“Fucking fatal?” you would supply, if you had your wits about you to interject) “–bad, so I—we!—we do get to make our own decisions. It’s really not that bad Jamil please stop looking at me like that.”

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    20 Jun 2026

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    (An alternative universe where alpha Dazai never pulled omega Chuuya into the Port Mafia, but instead took Chuuya as his personal dog and hid him from the Mori's eyes.)

    The Armed Detective deals with many things within Yokohama. Mystery cases, supernatural cases, murder cases—they’ve dealt with it all. Each member has seen more weird things than an average person could in their lifetime.

    Despite all that, nothing could prepare them when Dazai announced that he would bring his mate in on their latest job.

    Yes, Dazai Osamu, the human bandage gobbling machine, failure as an alpha—was mated/married.

    Yes, there was an omega in this world that wanted Dazai.

    Words such as mated and married never sounded so wrong when put in the same sentence as Dazai. Especially when the omega turned out to be a gorgeous woman with pumpkin orange hair and piercing sapphire blue eyes.

     

    Tiếng Việt, Português, and 中文 translation in beginning note!!

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    18 Jun 2026

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    “Are you happy now, Sooyoung?” Kim Dokja asked, folding his arms over his chest while his brow furrowed. Joonghyuk clenched his jaw to prevent it from dropping at the sight in front of him. Dokja was wearing a strapless black bodysuit, white tights, and bunny ears. He shifted uncomfortably while Sooyoung cackled and pulled out her phone to snap pictures.

    “Yes, I’m very happy. You look wonderful,” Sooyoung said between her laughter.

    “Sunbae? ” Joonghyuk couldn’t stop his mouth from voicing his surprise.

    Or: Kim Dokja shows up to the fall semester club fair in a slutty bunny costume. Yoo Joonghyuk cannot handle it.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Malleus had always had a penchant for the eyes of pathetic men, after all: how their eyes grovelled and begged like wounded animals, and how their eyes cried out in ways their bodies and words couldn’t explain.

    Idia had such pretty eyes, amber and heliodor, vaguely reminded Malleus of the dead and the sick. Disgusting, yet utterly remarkable. Like honey, milk, and rot. It captivated him.

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    17 May 2026

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    “Just a moment!” Vil’s voice came from inside, and Leona’s anger spiked. The door swung open, and Vil stood there, a picture of innocence with a hint of a smirk on his face.

    Leona’s eyes narrowed. “I think you made a mistake. My name is not Severino. I do not know you, hell I didn’teven see you or this jewels before.”

    Vil chuckled, his eyes sparkling with amusement. “I know, won’t you come in, Prince Leona?” He stepped aside, gesturing for Leona to enter. The smell of lavender hit him, not strong and not weak, just enough to remember.

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    Or Vil got Isekai to a dating simulator inspired by Neige as the villain. Inorder to survive, he planned on seducing the second prince of the Sunset Savana to ensure his safety and security.

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    peak but I cried in the end 😭😭😭😭😭