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Things That Are Broken... by Sarcasm_Is_My_First_Language
Fandoms: Now You See Me (2013)
08 Dec 2016
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"...Can Always Be Fixed"
SLIGHT AU: What would happen is circumstances were a bit different for the youngest horseman? If life was a bit more difficult, if he'd turned out just a little more broken... From First Sightings, to First Meetings, through pain and injury and love and family... Meet Jack Wilder and the family fate chose for him. -
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The Realisation of Stiles, otherwise known as 'Stiles the Whore'
In which Stiles realises something about herself and wonders how in hell and God's name with all her infinite genius she could've missed it.
'But when she thinks about it… She has actually… with all of them… "Oh god," Stiles groans. "I'm a whore…"'
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Loki halted.
Different scenarios played in his head with every stone step he climbed. By the time he reached the doors, he was out of breath. His chest was killing him, his ribs ached as did his muscles. He was tired and exhausted, and he really had no idea what he was going to do if she wasn’t-
The large door opened with a creak that echoed through the wasteland. Loki froze, his hand resting over his chest, he could feel his heart pounding against his palm.
She leaned against the door frame, “Oh, so now you want to talk. Weren’t you trying to kill me a few months ago?”
Loki bit his tongue, he probably should have thought about this more.
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After Thanos raided the Statesmen, the roles were reversed. Loki survived and Thor did not... Now half the universe is gone and Loki has spent the couple of weeks silently mourning with the other surviving Avengers, he finally decides it's time to visit someone he's been meaning to for a while now... his mother. The Goddess of Death.
Who, yeah, he tried to kill a few months prior. Whoops.
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23 Jun 2026
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What If Infant Loki Melted Hela's Heart? by jotunemo
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, What If...? (Cartoon 2021)
11 Jan 2024
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After Odin is slain by Laufey on the battlefield, Hela has to ascend to the throne and take care of her two younger brothers, one of them an infant mage who can't yet control his seiðr.
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23 Jun 2026
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with resolution and without remorse by LadyCrimsonAndBlack
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies), Iron Man (Movies)
03 Feb 2018
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Pepper Potts is a powerful woman. People just don't really know how much.
(Or, the one in which Pepper is Hela and she does not allow her family to get hurt.)
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23 Jun 2026
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In Another Lifetime by DragonflyxParodies
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel, Thor (Movies)
29 Nov 2018
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In which Hela's greatest revenge is having a loving relationship with her brothers.
AU-ish in which the boys stumble across her while children and help her escape, despite all of Odin's manipulations.- Language:
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23 Jun 2026
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Best One Yet by hollanddays
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 May 2026
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Shane’s best birthday wasn't the first birthday as Ilya’s official boyfriend. It wasn’t the birthday when he and Ilya were engaged. Nor the ones that came shortly before a Stanley Cup win and celebrated a month after.
Shane's best birthday is the first one where he’s a parent.
or Shane spends a quiet birthday at the cottage with Ilya and their baby.
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21 Jun 2026