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    When Jason is temporarily turned into a cat, he decides to embrace the positives of the situation. Mainly the fact that as Red Hood he still had a few months of groundwork to lay until he can start torturing his replacement Robin, but as a cat he can do it now and nobody will suspect a thing.

    Unfortunately, he did not account for Tim being insane enough to forcibly adopt the cat that had been trying to maim him, and his plans kind of go downhill from there.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Jason clicked the pen, and started to write on the envelope.

    Dear Mr., “Gotham’s foster care is safe.”,

    Thank you so much for dropping me off at Ma’s personal soldier camp.

    I had a great time, truly a ten out of ten experience.
    I loved the part where I got shot in the arm. A real highlight of my week.

    Thank you for your genius-level, billionaire insight. You really nailed it. Incredible stuff. You could teach a class on how out of touch you rich twats are.

    Since you were so kind to drop me off somewhere so safe and warm. I thought you might enjoy these documents.

    -Jason Todd


    AKA: Jason Todd gets permanently trapped in his twelve-year-old body after Bruce dropped him at Ma Gunns's School for Boys. This time, he isn't going to Batman for help; he will take on Crime Alley by himself.

    It's not like Bruce actually cares about him.

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Jason Todd spends the night in a dumpster with an Avenger and the Devil of Hell’s Kitchen.

    “So, that’s how you guys met?” Jason asks, “One of you fell in the other one’s dumpster, boom, friends for life?”

    There’s an awkward silence.

    “I am firmly of the belief,” Clint says, “that when two men, in the pursuit of justice and vigilantism, find themselves in the same trash receptacle, lasting bonds are formed.”

    Daredevil snorts. “He thinks it sounds better if he’s not the only superhero who’s been dumped in the trash.”

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    02 Jun 2026

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    When a picture of sixteen year old Bruce Wayne resurfaces, his family will not let him live it down.

    Bruce Wayne is pretty good at makeup, partly because of bruise-coverage but not only for that.

    These things are definitely related.

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    02 Jun 2026

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    “Do you know what universe you’re from?”

    Red Robin blinks. “Um. Not exactly.”

    Strange considers him. The suit is armored but light; his stance screams combat training; his eyes — what Stephen can see of them, anyway — are sharp and tired all at once.

    And he’s a child. Not literally — a teenager, maybe — but he is still too young to be saying things like “grenade launcher” with that much nonchalance.

    “This,” Strange says finally, “is not my problem.”

     

    Or: Five times Stephen Strange summons Tim Drake on accident and the one time he means to

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    01 Jun 2026