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    Simon takes dating advice from PornHub to seduce Ryland (gone wrong) (gone sexual) by

    Fandoms: Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types, Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Iron Lung (2026), Iron Lung (Video Game), David Szymanski's Iron Lung - All Media Types  

    02 Jul 2026

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    Simon gets frustrated with Ryland not picking up on his flirting whatsoever. He decides to do some research on Earth's courting traditions to close the communication gap. Thankfully, Stratt packed the Hail Mary with a copy of the entire internet.

    Hijinks and shenaningans ensue.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Let Me Touch the Real You by

    Fandoms: Iron Lung (2026), Project Hail Mary (2026)  

    06 Jul 2026

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    A gift for @/smol_ghosts on Twitter for the wonderful idea~❤️

    Ryland Grace had a problem.

    Well…ok, Ryland Grace had a lot of problems.
    Actually…let's not go there.
    Grace has a new problem (better…?).
    A new problem that had been slowly growing.

    And now new problem had grown so much it was driving him insane.

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    15 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 83

    Mating Call by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    14 Jul 2026

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    Grace has a crush on his alien roommate. It's fine. He's handling it. He's definitely not thinking about Rocky's hands, or his voice, or what it would feel like to have those claws anywhere near his--

    Okay, maybe he's not handling it.

    And Rocky is listening.

    Neither of them understands what that means to an Eridian.

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    13 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 88

    Dr. Exophile or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Rock by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    11 Jul 2026

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    Bored on the journey back to Earth Ryland remembers masturbation exists, then his old roommate moves back in and things get Awkward.

    or: Rocky learns about Grace's ability to masturbate and totally doesn't get jealous over that.

    or: Two nerds jerk each other off.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    Teach me, then by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir  

    11 Jul 2026

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    "Teach me, then."

    Rocky freezes at my words. I guess he wasn't expecting that. I feel a little smug, like I always do when I manage to surprise him.

    "You want to know more about my egg cycle?"

    "Sure," I say.

    Of course I want to know about his eggs. Has he lost his mind? I want to know everything about him.

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    12 Jul 2026