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Gale receives an invitation from Wither's for a gathering of friends, but there's a mixup: Astarion's invite is sent to Gale's tower. He makes a trip to the Underdark to hand-deliver it to his dear friend Astarion. Only, not all is right in the Underdark settlement: There are nightly attacks from the nearby lake, and Astarion is out of ideas. Luckily, he knows a very capable wizard, and surely no shenanigans will occur.
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How to Fake It: Pretending You Don't Love Your Best Friend by Satan_Bubbles
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
19 Feb 2026
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The Netherbrain has been defeated, and all is right in the world.
Except his best friend Astarion starts to burn in the sun and has nowhere to run from his memories, to Gale’s chagrin and horror. Oh and also Astarion has no idea that Gale is madly in love with him.
But the idea of never seeing his best friend now that it's over is heartbreaking to the wizard, which is a perfectly platonic response to your friend potentially leaving you, Gale will have you know. A bottle of wine and pining swirl inside Gale and he finally has it, the perfect solution! Asking Astarion to move back to Waterdeep with him.
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It's been over a decade since they said "I do" -- yet Gale and Astarion love each other just as much as always. They've settled into nightly skincare and hair care routines, but their sex life is as active as ever.
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With Love, Astarion by Satan_Bubbles for DeltaLorien
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
03 Jan 2026
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"The rain is pouring down around Gale, trickling down his face and soaking him to the bone. But he’s numb to it all. He’s numb to the cold sinking into his skin, to the water streaming from his eyes, to the shaking of his limbs. Everything is foggy. He can’t hear Halsin beside him, accepting the condolences on his behalf. All he can see is the white coffin before him. And he is numb"
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For the biggest hurt lover I know, DeltaLorien!! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year <3 <3 -
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Gale has a need for a magical item, and luck has it that Astarion has one. But in order to obtain it, Astarion bribes Gale into undergoing the Loviatar rite under the hands of Abdirak. And when Gale is finally finished, limping and in pain, Astarion cares for him and ever so helpfully gives the magic item -- a black negligee enchanted to heal it's wearer.
Made for the BWBR Discord Server's "Secret Solstice 2025" for SalmonSamuel! I hope you enjoy!
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Well,” Astarion laughed, falling to his haunches so that his face was level with Gale’s, “no wonder she asked you to explode yourself. You must be absolutely pent up with sexual frustration that you’re fit to burst at any second.”
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The orb had forced him into a life of restraint. For so long he had forsaken the pleasures of the flesh in order to protect the world from th blight within him.
But now it’s gone. And he finds himself on a ship to Waterdeep with Astarion with nowhere to hide his feelings. And when it comes to the vampire, those feelings have been pent up for a while.
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08 May 2026
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Astarion's hand climbs the heft of Gale’s leg and they fall open so easily it is almost wicked. “What a state you’ve found yourself in, Gale.”
Something strange happens when the wizard consumes the Weave.
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12 Sep 2025
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“Astarion?” Tav asks, tilting her head. “What is it?”
“The powder,” he says faintly. “It’s some sort of… pollen.”
“Pollen,” she repeats, her voice strangled. “I thought that was just a made up trope in terrible smut novels!”
Astarion’s face scrunches even further with distaste. “Apparently not.”In the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Gale gets hit with a strange powder. Astarion might be the only one capable of curing his affliction.
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- Part 2 of draculastarion kinktober 2023
- Part 1 of Ālea iacta est
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12 Sep 2025
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Astarion is a man who knows what he wants. And what he wants... is Gale Dekarios. The other professor keeps turning down his offers, but this time, Astarion's not taking no for an answer.
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10 Aug 2025
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"You’ve been pining over him for years. Just… promise me that this isn’t some twisted way of torturing yourself.”
Gale resents that. Mostly because it might just be true.
Aurelia's wedding. When Astarion baulks at the prospect of facing his estranged family again, he asks Gale to pretend to be his partner. Complications arise, along with other things.
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Made me cry and smile, definitely give another read through on a bad day 💛