11 Works by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
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Price has a wife at home, maybe a cat or a grill as well.
Though a ring on his finger doesn't stop Soap from taking what belongs to him. -
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It can get fucking disgusting, the way he loves Soap. Not in a homophobic way, he'll tell anybody who asks just how much he'd love to be impaled by that monster between Soap's legs, if the Sergeant felt so inclined.
But there's a distinct difference between a nice, warm, comfortable hug and the shit that John MacTavish subjects him to under the guise of brotherhood. -
Easter at the MacTavish House by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
18 Jun 2025
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Soap was supposed to be long gone, on his way to his family for Easter, when Ghost finds him still in his room on base, staring at nothing. To no small fault of his own, he ends up joining Soap for the holiday, but the closer it gets to Easter Sunday, the less happy his Sergeant seems to be.
There's a secret hanging above their heads like the sword of Damocles and Johnny is intent on keeping it. Ghost just wants to see him smile again.
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"You gotta show us your scent, mate," Gaz says.
"No way." Soap snaps.
"Why not? Can't be worse than Price's nasty tang."
"Thats not what that's about!"
"Then what is it about?"
"None of you could handle it."
"Oh, sure we can!" Gaz rasps.
"Tch, if you say so."
"I do. So show us."
"No."________________________
The team finds out that, despite Soap's omega status, he doesn't use any scent suppressants, instead supressing it manually. Gaz desperately wants to find out what he smells like. Soap is about to show them why that's a bad idea.
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- Part 1 of Poly141
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(NEW) Soap MacTavish's weakness is a man in a dress by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
21 Nov 2023
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Soap has been in love-.. I mean, attracted to his Lieutenant and partner Ghost for months now, to no avail. He's okay with that, until one night at the bar, Ghost shows up dressed in a pretty velvet dress, accentuating all his best features, apparently because of a bet he lost.
Soap can't be blamed for wanting to get a taste of Ghost and as it seems, Ghost might not be opposed to giving in...
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Immortality doesn't get rid of headaches by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
22 Sep 2023
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Soap is immortal, always has been, but that doesn't make him invincible.
>>Waking up in a puddle of your own guts after being blown to bits is an odd way to start your day.
Knowing it's not the first time makes the experience just that little bit more bearable, even if it doesn't save you from the embarrassment of scooching along an abandoned battlefield in nothing but your birthday suit, wondering if any of your gear survived, if you'll have to steal from a corpse or take the loss and go back naked, just hoping to god that your team hasn't left without you yet. <<
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Soap gets hurt on a mission, it`s not bad, not bad at all, but it happened because he disregarded orders and the 141 simply cannot let that stand without punishment...
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Exactly what it says on the tin.
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- Part 2 of Poly141
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Being Bold is a piece of cake by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
18 Mar 2023
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Rodolfo Parra is not a courageous man when it comes to matters of the heart, but after he spends a night drinking with Soap, he gets an idea on how to be a little braver.
Rodolfo tries his best to be a brat and accidentally unlocks a new kink.
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(OLD) Soap MacTavish's weakness is a man in a dress by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
05 Jan 2023
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Alejandro and Ghost have a bet. Ghost looses. The person most affected by his punishment is Soap.
(Ghost wears a dress in this one. Soap doesn't know how to handle it.)
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At night we are allowed to dream by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: The Royals (TV 2015)
24 Jul 2022
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[Set shortly before Eleanor leaves to her 6-month travels and project HotEleanor.]
Jasper fucked up. He knows he fucked up, still sucks. And then the Prince of England shows up at his Doorstep in the middle of the night. And Jasper really isn't good enough at emotions to be properly equipped to deal with a man who has to grapple with an undead brother and his surprising asshatness.
And apparently Japser does something right, because Liam just keeps coming back.
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Falling in love with a stranger by SaturnDoesntNeedToKnow
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer
25 Aug 2021
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Edward leaves Forks on a might-have-broken-up-with-my-wife-level whim and goes to drink himself as silly as a vampire can in the middle of a Texas desert smalltown. There he meets a rather curious wolf, who seems to be just as lonely as Edward has felt for most of his life.
They talk and drink and slowly get to know each other.