Scaredygremlin



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    Cardiac tamponade: pressure on that heart that prevents it from filling and beating adequately.

    Shane thought he knew two things: his move to Ottawa would cause chaos, and that the Ottawa Centaurs were nice.

    As it turned out, he only knew one of those things.

    (Or: the Cens are still a team of professional hockey players. They're going to fuck up.)

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane is a Giant Pacific Octopus. Ilya is a Leopard Shark.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    Koroygi, the third pick in the 2009 MLH draft, and Vincent Lemaire, the third Rookie of the Year nominee in 2011, keep trying to make gay hockey history. The universe (and Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, specifically) keeps having other other plans.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    No serious hockey fan or sports commentator worth their salt would have considered record-breaking Boston superstar Ilya Rozanov to be Shane Hollander’s rival exactly, but sleeping with a man who had a specific offense-related vendetta against him and a wrist shot like a jet engine to back it up was probably ill-advised just the same.

    Or, Shane is a goalie. Ilya can’t score.

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    10 Mar 2026

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    It was like watching ants in those transparent tunneled habitats: the intricate, horny communication rituals of the modern queer hockey player.

    Or, five or so times Mikhail Popov (award-winning goaltender and gay fairy godmother) nudged Shane Hollander (his best goalie friend) and Ilya Rozanov (annoying hot guy he tolerates) toward their happily ever after, and the one time they finally chose it for themselves.

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    06 Jun 2026