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Homelander makes a deal with Kessler. Billy gets to keep his trophy for another day in the virus-ravaged America.
(AU of bad ending, Butcher and Homelander do not get separated and a whump-fueled roadtrip ensues. -- FINISHED, might add bonus chapters in the future but the main plot is wrapped up!)
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- Part 2 of the endings
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- English
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- 108,553
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21 Mar 2026
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a post-apocalytpic take on s5 of the boys. butchlander whump feat depowered homelander and all sorts of unreliable narrators.
bad ending is the main story in this series, worse ending is an AU to the story, the reading order should go BE -> WE, but honestly if youre here for just the smut then i tip my hat to you and i direct you to worse ending ch4, a little bit of ch5, ch6, a little bit of ch7, ch8, >>> ch 9 <<< and ch11.
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21 Mar 2026
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Eddie Kaspbrak's best friend Richie Tozier has an accident that sends their entire friendship into a totally unexpected direction, one filled with swapping spit and sweating in the heat and maybe something a little more than they were to jump to admit. It's the Summer that changes Eddie's life, the Summer he will never forget.
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- English
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- 28,173
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- 6/6
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08 Mar 2026
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stitch it together, kid, I know you know better by youabird (nevulon)
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
11 Nov 2020
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After moving to California to live with Richie, Eddie starts kissing him. And redecorating his house.
Richie is honestly unsure which one is more surprising.
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- English
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- 59,216
- Chapters:
- 6/6
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- 391
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- 1,851
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26 Feb 2026
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Health Improvement Planning for Dummies by glorious_spoon
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
09 Sep 2021
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Eddie clears his throat. “How often would you say you ejaculate?”
Richie pauses with his spoon halfway up to his mouth. Milk dribbles over the edge to splatter on the table; Eddie grimaces but forces himself to stay on track.
“Uh,” Richie says. “What?”
“It’s a simple question.”
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Or: Eddie reads an article in Men's Health and gets a little too invested.
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- English
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- 22,408
- Chapters:
- 4/4
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24 Feb 2026
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“Okay. So. It’s called…” Richie straightens up and splays out his hands, as though he’s about to pitch a marquee, Eddie’s name up in lights. He takes a deep breath and then exhales, beatifically: “Taint tanning.”
Eddie stares at him. Blinks. “Excuse me?”
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Or: Richie hears about taint tanning and thinks it's the funniest thing he's ever heard. Eddie does not agree.Bookmarked by Semains
17 Feb 2026
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Richie and Eddie remember who they used to be and decide what they’ll become.
A post canon fix-it where Richie saves Eddie from a skewering, Eddie U-Hauls to California, and they both slowly figure their shit out.
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- English
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- 257,851
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- 24/24
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16 Feb 2026
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Sunday Morning (nothing hurts, not even you) by noseygiants
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
19 Oct 2025
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Eddie has a shameful secret: how much he loves getting fucked raw.
Well, maybe two shameful secrets, that, and the fact that he’s head over heels in love with Richie Tozier.Bookmarked by Semains
10 Feb 2026
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black shoe, black shoe by quarterdeck
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti), IT - Stephen King
08 Jul 2020
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After video footage of him confessing his lifelong love for his best friend goes viral, Richie Tozier is a man on the run. Eddie Kaspbrak hasn't ever let him go without a fight, and he doesn't plan to start now.
or: a week in the life of richie and sandy's sad gay solidarity road trip
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- Part 1 of puffinverse
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02 Feb 2026
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Eddie’s had this alarming habit recently of staring at Richie’s face while Richie is talking and completely tuning out whatever Richie is saying to instead scrutinize each one of his physical characteristics and decide whether or not he finds them attractive. It’s probably flattering because, on the whole, his judgment is: attractive. But the entire exercise has an air of anger and incredulity that makes it difficult for Richie to feel too smug about it. Eddie thinks Richie’s ears are cute and he wants to bite them, but he’s fucking pissed about it, apparently.
Or, Richie has a side-effect from the deadlights: he can read Eddie’s mind.
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- English
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- 18,242
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- 3/3
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01 Feb 2026
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“Richie, what are you…” Eddie trailed off as Richie sucked on his neck harder, his fingers gripping the island tighter as Richie bit the mark lightly before moving onto making another one. Eddie was breathing harshly through his nose, trying to focus on what Myra was saying through the phone instead of the addictive movements of Richie’s lips and tongue on his skin.
“Eddie?” Myra said, breaking Eddie out of his haze. “Are you listening to me?”
Eddie quickly unmuted his phone, pulling the document he needed closer to him. “Yeah, I’m listening. I think we should—oh.”
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29 Jan 2026
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the right side of my neck (still smells like you) by sallymalik
Fandoms: IT - Stephen King, IT (Movies - Muschietti)
16 Jun 2020
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“Myra said she’d believe me if I got a boyfriend. Or a partner, or whatever—whatever the fuck you call it when you’re forty-years-old and you’ve just realized you’re gay. And she won’t go through with the divorce otherwise. She’s—she’s stuck on everything I’m not telling her about Derry.”
Richie nods, understanding at least some of it. “So, you want me to play matchmaker? I know a few guys, Eddie, but that’s a pretty small favor to come all the way out to L.A. for.”
“No, I want you to listen to me,” Eddie braces for the worst as he says it. “I told her it was you.”
“You what?” Richie sputters....
Richie and Eddie fake date while (unknowingly) in real love.
- Language:
- English
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- 19,359
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- 2/2
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29 Jan 2026
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By fate during their amnesia, Richie and Eddie end up out of town in the same town. Seeing Richie across the bar, Eddie decides that right here right now is the best time to have his midlife crisis. And obviously the first step in becoming the opposite of the man he's been until now is going back to the hotel with Richie.
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28 Jan 2026
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27 Jan 2026
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Richie didn’t want to wait years to have sex. He wanted it now.
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- English
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- 1/1
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26 Jan 2026
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wanna know that body (like it's mine) by liesmyth for kithmet
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
26 Apr 2020
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“So. You’ve never done this before, right?”
Rich barks out a laugh. “Eddie, really. Of course he’s never done it before.”
“Can't you shut up?” Richie snaps.
+ Or: when Richie falls forward in time, he’s confronted with the stark reality of his future; tall, scruffy, financially independent, even more of an asshole, and somehow sharing a bedroom with Eddie. Things progress from there.
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26 Jan 2026
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“You know, once you do it the first time, it’s really not that big of a deal anymore,” Richie says, his tone comforting. Eddie feels his shoulders relax at his words.
“Sure, but when is that ever going to happen?” Eddie complains, shrugging hopelessly. “People don’t like me as is, I doubt someone would like me enough to want to put their mouth anywhere near me.”
“I put my mouth near you all the time,” Richie replies, then pulls a sour face like he wants to suck the words back in.
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- Part 1 of therapy sessions
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25 Jan 2026
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and i will not remember that i ever felt the pain by Fluffifullness
Fandoms: IT (Movies - Muschietti)
21 Nov 2019
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Eddie Kaspbrak doesn't remember closing his eyes.
Or: Eddie dies in the fight with Pennywise, but he isn't gone.
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- 25/25
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20 Jan 2026
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When Richie sits down beside Eddie at their company's First Aid course, he thinks, oh, he's a little cute. Cute in the way a forty year old man can be, which turns out to be a lot. Probably not that hot, but hot in the kind of way someone is when you've known them for years and years, when you’ve kind of forgotten what they look like because they’re just them, you know?
Eddie is a forty year old man whose wife is his best friend (which probably wouldn’t be so bad if she weren’t also his only friend), so he’s just excited he’s found someone new to hang out with. But when Myra suggests that maybe Richie doesn’t want to be just friends, he finds himself
(confused scared happy what the fuck)- Language:
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- Words:
- 39,171
- Chapters:
- 8/8
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20 Jan 2026
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“Looks like your wife put a hit on you, dude.” A wave of patient understanding washes over Richie’s face, “I’m just gonna let that sink in a minute.”
“A hit? Like-”
“She wants you dead, man. I don’t know how else to tell you.”
“Richie,” Eddie scoffs, “Bro. Come on. Like I’m supposed to believe that?”
“That your wife wants you dead?” He asks, genuinely concerned. “I know it’s a lot-”
“Actually, that I believe,” Eddie interrupts. “But, come on, dude. What the hell is-” Eddie swallows nervously. “You can’t be a-” he laughs at the idea, “No fucking way in hell did Trashmouth grow up to be a hitman!”
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Myra puts a hit on Eddie after he tells her he wants a divorce. Lucky for him, his childhood friend and aspiring stand-up comedian, Richie Tozier, gets the job.
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17 Jan 2026