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  1. Public Bookmark 93

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    Shane gets pregnant with Ilya's baby before the Tuna Meltdown and doesn't tell him because, well, he's kind of stupid and he panicked, badly.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    Shane gets drunk and ends up texting Ilya. Ilya takes Shane back to his hotel room but forgets that he has teammates…

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    The Bears learn who Montreal Jane really is
     

    Carmy:
    Anyone have an explanation as to why Shane Hollander is in Cap’s bed?

    Marley:
    What

    Hammer:
    DUDE WHAT

    Con x2:
    No fucking way

    Simon:
    What is happening right now

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    [Thumbnail description: An octopus using two tentacles to make the shocked Kevin McCallister face meme over an image of a twitter feed. The words “OH NO!” are superimposed on the image.]

    Percy has finally settled on a career path: he'll be an oceanic vigilante! (Fine, environmental influencer, whatever.) To succeed, he's going to have to seek out the attention he's been avoiding for so long. But interacting with the mortal world has risks: he doesn't dare expose the godly world to mortals, not everyone wants him to succeed, and a scandal or an ill-timed explosion at a national monument could ruin everything. But no matter what happens, he is certain to disrupt the social media ecosystem!

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Percy was having a normal day at the beach, until he decided to try to waterbend like Katara from his favorite show.

    Problem is, he succeeds. Now he has to figure out how to waterbend, and keep the normal people from finding out they have a waterbender in their midst.

    Finding out he's actually a child of Poseidon will probably explain a few things.
    (Used to be named Avatar: The Legend of Percy)

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    19 Jun 2026

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