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Seat dividers in first class are Jason's worst enemy. by Chitti
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Jun 2026
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Trying to impress him, Jason buys them both coffee.
Unfortunately, alvin's(Tim's) response is, "I take it black... like my men," followed by the immediate deployment of the first-class seat divider.
Jason spends the rest of the flight trying to recover.
Or: Jason Todd gets rejected with furniture and somehow still gets the guy.
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- Part 1 of jaytim are funny idiots.
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Video. Pulled from the Hood cam. 1:38 AM.
A pale body spoons, in a rather awkwardly-seeming manner to any outsider perhaps, a sizeably larger body. Neither of them seem unhappy with this arrangement.
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Letters and Love Languages by faithms
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics), Deathstroke the Terminator (Comics)
01 Jan 2022
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“Great. Now that you two are awake, we can begin.”
They open their eyes to look at him, but he isn’t very concerned with the acidity pointed towards him. After all, he’s gotten used to Batman’s and the kid’s- well Robin’s- just doesn’t hit as hard when he’s used to the more personal anger of the previous one.
He should check on Nightwing as he’s calling himself these days.
Opening the letter that showed up on his pillowcase this morning, seriously what the fuck? How did someone break into his phone AND his place?
Maybe he’s getting old. Or complacent.
He starts reading off the letter, “Good evening. You don’t know me, but I know you.” Creepy. Nice. He ignores the confused looks from the two in front of him. “This isn’t from me, obviously,” he clarifies, which clears up the confusion even if not the anger.
Slade just shrugs. “I’ve hired Deathstroke, AKA Slade Wilson, to kidnap you without harm and take you to Warehouse 14 by the East Docks. He is being paid to read this letter to you, and then after he will leave, again, without any intentions of harm.” The kid looks at him dubiously, but Slade doesn’t have much of a response.
That is what he’s being paid for after all.
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- Part 18 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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Letting his body go tense with cold anger for the first time in his life, Tim takes the stairs to the top to speak with Barbara.
“Hey Tim! What’d ya need?” She greets him while she’s staring at her screens, presumably guiding the Birds of Prey on something or something else equally important in her very busy, too-filled schedule.
Ignoring her, he grabs the comfiest chair in the room and starts loudly moving it to be next to her station, while gathering the comfiest blankets he can find.
Sitting down in his newly acquired chair, he finally looks up to meet her confused eyes with determined fury in his own.
“I’m going to make this very clear. This is a call for attention. I need an hour or two of your undivided attention. I need you to listen to me, and not talk until the end. I need you to do this or I’m going to do something drastic like run away or burn down a building. Can you do this for me?”
Her widened eyes do not make any change to his composed demeanor and stern eyes.
The thing about never asking for something is that when you finally do, the smart people will listen.
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- Part 9 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)
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How To Acquire A Little Brother In Ten Minutes Or Less by faithms
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, DCU (Comics)
18 Oct 2021
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“What are you going to do, Drake? Kill me? Like they’d ever accept you, then, why they’d think you’re even crazier than they did befo-'' he sneers before his eyes widen to the size of saucers as he was interrupted by the older boy in front of him.
“I declare this a Battle of Standings.”
Interrupted by the older boy in front of him in Royal League Dialect which is only known by the Head, his descendents, and direct council.
Tim stares at him with unblinking eyes before continuing.
“A Battle of Standings begins by one grasping and throwing their chosen opponent’s desired weapon to their desired opposition. By catching and moving into a defensive position, you chose to accept.”
Damian swallows and tries to calm his speeding heart.
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- Part 7 of DC (Mostly Unrelated Tim Stories)

