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  1. Public Bookmark 9

    A Strand of Your Hair by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    19 Mar 2026

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    Lucifer needs a strand of Alastor's hair for one of his idiotic experiments. Alastor is far too happy to indulge because the stupid King is willing to make a deal for it.

    Not that it ends in anything but tragedy for Alastor, much to his chagrin. Especially when he starts feeling random brushes of... of hands everywhere on his body...

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    14 Jun 2026

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    Quid pro Quo by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    17 Oct 2024

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    We all know the scene, right?

    Two enemies-friends people who live in the same hotel- slowly become more used to each other's company and enjoy it tolerate it enough to become regular drinking buddies who defiantly do don't have anything unresolved between them.

    And what is a night of drinking without a little game, hmm?

    Surely nothing can go wrong.

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    10 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 12

    That #Hashtag Bitch by for PhoenixArising

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    24 Jan 2026

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    Ha! You think you can actually block me, you old fuck? I could pull a better web design out of my dirty knickers!

    It was the same kind of message he'd been getting for the past week. Always something about how old his interfaces looked, how unintuitive the designs of his social media platforms were. It wasn't like it even mattered, surely – people hardly used social media for anything more than looking up their favourite porn actor or visiting ValHub, so why should he care? Why should anyone care?

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    Or: Vox's first time meeting Velvette.

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 41

    Apples to Apples, Dust to Dust by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    31 Oct 2025

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    In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. And an apple tree, containing the knowledge of good and evil, because he was weird that way.
    In the beginning, Lucifer gave humanity the first apple, dooming himself and mankind in the process.
    In the beginning, Lucifer was cursed to bear the apple as a reminder of his sins.

    Even if Lucifer decorates with something else, eventually everything just turns into apples, or if he's lucky, snakes. He's given up on fighting it, and started making everything apples from the get-go, pretending it's intentional and he's leaning into it.
    He's started sleeping in Alastor's room, and nothing has turned into apple decor! Until he finds an apple, sitting on Alastor's dresser. He'll have to leave before he ruins Alastor's life too, right?

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    10 Jun 2026

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    Rebound by

    Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)  

    02 Nov 2025

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    Lucifer still loves Lilith. Alastor has never loved anyone.

    Somehow, they make it work.

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    07 Jun 2026