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  1. Public Bookmark 84

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    Five stages in the evolution of Clint's relationship with his handler.


    “Am I being pranked, sir?” Clint managed. The idea of Coulson being attracted to anyone, let alone him, was foreign. The only time he’d seen so much as a twitch of normal human sexual behavior out of Phil had been job-related, and Clint wasn’t sure that schmoozing on an admittedly pretty but also very well-connected senator at a military contractor’s high-end mixer really counted.

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    A sniper codenamed Hawkeye probably shouldn’t be so oblivious, and an agent who’s been called Fury’s one good eye probably shouldn’t have such a big blind spot. It’s a good thing SHIELD is composed of responsible adults who’ve all got their acts together.


    “We’re alone, right?” Clint asked.

    “Yes.” Phil wondered what strange question or confession it was going to be this time. Painkillers tended to make Clint ramble, removing the filter that kept him from voicing every stray observation, offbeat attempt at humor, or quietly-filed fact. The last hospital stay had resulted in a prolonged talk with Steve about Johnny Cash lyrics and the unlikelihood of Clint ever having been to Reno, let alone having senselessly murdered a man there.

    “Do you think--” Clint licked his lips and looked away, abruptly bashful. When he glanced back at Phil, he seemed surprisingly earnest. “Is there any chance that I could maybe, um, ask you for a blowjob?”

    Phil could practically hear the record-scratch of his brain refusing to understand the question.

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    26 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 40

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    Harry's on the run with amnesia in a Chicago blizzard. Murphy's on his trail, but unfortunately he doesn't remember enough to know that she isn't the enemy. Takes place somewhere between Small Favor and Turn Coat.

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    26 Jul 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 31

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    Turns out Clint's favorite afternoon snack actually comes from Hydra. It's a typical day for the Avengers, really.

    (Mandatory Funday PopCycle prompt)

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    26 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 39

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    Clint Barton really is the worst vampire ever, and somehow, Bucky's on speed dial as his rescuer. The thing is... even dealing with his own problems, a newly-made Stevie, and all the drama around the Winter Summit -- Bucky can't quite bring himself to mind.

    A 5+1 fic for Winterhawk Wonderland: Five Times It Wasn't A Date, and One Time It Actually Was.

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    25 Jul 2026