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i heed not (or; sleeping in the kitchen) by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I'm Human - Andrews
03 Dec 2025
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“Without you,” they said, “I am nothing. Your home, your company, this work— it was my iron lung. My dialysis machine. It meant more to me than the world, and I would preserve it even to the suppression of my desires. What desires? In this house I longed for nothing.”
They traced the line of the Duke’s carotid with their thumbnail. He shivered.
“But you smashed it with a hammer. You filled it up with dirt. You killed me.”
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The Duke, Marlowe, a marriage story and a turn-of-the-century affair.
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- Part 3 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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i've done it again, one year in every ten by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
09 May 2025
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"In sickness and in health, from death till destruction, forever and anon, this one’s mine."
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The Duke gets married.
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- Part 2 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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- English
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no means I find, to rid him from my breast by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandoms: Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
29 Apr 2025
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“Of course, I’ll have to kill him in the morning.”
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Excerpts from the vampire Marlowe’s journal, 1441-1451.
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- Part 1 of i cannot be, lady, alone
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i cannot be, lady, alone by vampire_yurification_project_2025 (ShelfPerson)
Fandom Bite Me I'm Human - Andrews, Bite Me I’m Human (2025)
04 Dec 2025
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A sad, gothic pre-canon AU wherein Marlowe turns the Duke. Title from Poe's "To M--"
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Alby is widowed. But just barely.
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It may well be that the last thing Niall needs is to be engaging young men he knows to have been once resident at Polmont in conversations in underpasses.
Never could leave well enough alone though, as his mum likes to remind him.
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“What? Are you scared of me or something?”
Niall can’t help but look up, then. The tears are gone, replaced by pure incredulity. Ruben had just gone there, brought up one of those weird, unspoken topics they weren’t ever meant to broach - like Ruben’s father, or the time Niall had cum inside a woman whilst Ruben pressed a hand to his chest, whilst they’d stared into each other’s eyes.
Of course he was scared of Ruben. It was like asking if the sky was blue. Were they supposed to acknowledge it? Niall had never thought that was part of the agreement.
Or: after Alby, Niall's not been visiting. Ruben's not happy about it.
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“Dressing gown?” Niall repeats.
He can play dumb. Put enough disbelief in his tone and Ruben should buy it. He has to.
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There’s no problem at all with a fun fling while working the summer Renaissance Faire, so long as the following unspoken rules are followed:
1: Don’t fall too fast
2: Don’t figure out that you are fucking your future research partner“Caitlyn, our new blacksmith needs proper garb before the gates open in the morning. Would you please show him to his site and introduce him to my darling tailor? It would seem he’s set up just across the lane from Jayce’s smithy.”
Mel Medarda smiles.
“Please inform Viktor that he can thank me later.”
Jayce and Viktor have a couple problems.