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    When Shane Hollander returns to his tiny hometown for a quiet visit, he runs into Paul Baker (his high school crush) who has zero idea Shane is now an NHL superstar.

    Or: Shane’s first crush meets his boyfriend

    ZERO angst just fluff. Shane and Ilya are together and their families know but aren’t out yet as a couple.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    Anonymous asked:
    imagine this is your first olympic game and your opponents are the Red Menace and the Wasian Terror

    ridetheinvisiblepuck replied:
    i don’t have to imagine i can hear the rattling of the chains tying clara to the net 

    hockeysucchiaggio reblogged ⇄ ridetheinvisiblepuck
    #this is like watching a national geographic doc #where two lions are performing some fucked up mating dance #while slaughtering a herd of zebras

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    Canada faces Italy in the first preliminary match of the men's hockey tournament at the Olympics, and Ilya is not pleased that Shane has noticed the Italian goalie. What follows: a bad loss, the great condom shortage of the Winter Olympics, and an excommunication.

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    02 Jul 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Ilya Rozanov vs the catholic church

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    “Hear me out, I think they’re like actual friends and it’s just something they do, like if Hollander actually hated it he wouldn’t chirp back.”

    Sammy was looking at him like he was an alien. “Mate you’re off the rocker”

    “So what, it’s just banter?” Tony asked, cuddling his drink to his chest, sloppy drunk as always.

    “Yeah or foreplay” barked Sammy.

    The whole table cracked up at that, c’mon, it is, after all, Hollander and Rozanov. No fucking chance.

    or; the refs have heard some very flirty chirps between rozanov and hollander over the years, so they start keeping track

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Whoever thought it was a good idea to mic up Hayden Pike, sleep deprived, on his first game back from paternity leave, was either an idiot or a genius.
    Hayden Pike would never do anything to risk his best friend's happiness - or reveal his secret.
    But a sleep deprived Hayden Pike who is worried about his wife being alone with 4 kids for the first time - might forget he is mic'd up and he might forget to tell his best friend and - more importantly - his rival.

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    30 Jun 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Cute and funny

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    His visualization was interrupted with his teammates, Knight and Chouinard, punching him lightly on the shoulder pads. 'Look Hollzy! You're famous!'.

    He glanced at the Jumbotron, absolutely horrified to see his face, the screen surrounded by a pink border of hearts.

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    25 Jun 2026