Shiny_New_Things

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    “I don’t get it,” Mystery said as he looked through clip shows labeled "the saja boys being fruity for six minutes straight" on the tablet he and Baby shared. “Some of their examples of us being ‘gay’ is just us . . . standing around? I didn’t know putting my hand on my hip said anything about my sex life.”

    “Fuck, I can’t even breathe without people calling me a ‘submissive, breedable’ twink online!” Baby exclaimed while sucking on a lollipop. “We should kill these fans with hammers, I think.”

    “No, no, no!” Jinu said. “This gives me a great idea! If our fans apparently want us to be ‘gay’ with each other in a plausibly deniable way, we’ll just give them what they want! They’ll make more of these dumb compilation videos and take more attention away from the Huntrix! We’ll be destroying the Honmoon in no time and it’ll be through the power of gay!”

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    27 May 2026