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If pressed, Lucifer didn’t know what he’d expected to happen to Adam after getting that much-deserved stabbing. Probably nothing. As in, actual nothing, obsolescence, a complete eradication from each and every plane of existence so that nobody would have to hear a single fucking shitty guitar riff again.
In retrospect, that must have been one of Lucifer’s very rare sparks of unfounded optimism.Or: 5 times Adam got put back in his place + 1 time Vox got the same treatment
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Accidentally... Incidentally... Indecently by Blaquerose08
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Jun 2026
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Lucifer and Charlie find out that Alastor is still hurt, his injury from the extermination never healing. They try to pin him down to get healed, but a hurt Radio Demon is acting on pure instinct and is high with fever. In the melee, Alastor bites Lucifer. Right on his Angelic Mating Gland, something he'd never even allowed Lilith to do. After healing the recalcitrant, daughter-stealing prick, Lucifer is forced by his own biology to undergo a change. To become the best physical mate for the Radio Demon. That doesn't mean Lucifer is just going to accept it. NOPE! It doesn't matter how cute and shy the devious deer man was being. Those fluffy ears and cute little tail should be classified as Weapons of Mass Destruction. He would not give in!... … … Well... Shit.
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Bedtime Rituals to Try out Before the Next Angelic War by Budinca
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
20 Apr 2024
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He hadn’t even managed to put on shoes when Charlie’s loud, desolated groan at the other end of the hotel had made him rush out of his room, and his slippers and the hems of his pyjama bottoms were slowly getting soaked through. Why the fuck had he even bothered to change? He loved Charlie (see constants no. 1-4), but even he had to admit his current discomfort was solely the result of the list of healthy bedtime rituals she’d organised for him when, allegedly, the bags under his eyes had started developing a gravitational pull.
In which Lucifer has insomnia, the hotel is moderately alive, and Alastor is in over his head.
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“My Heart's Aflame, My Body's Strained, But, God, I Like It” by Madanimalscientist for Jucylin
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
08 Nov 2025
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Lucifer Morningstar. King of Hell. Duck Enthusiast. Eldritch Being With Way Too Many Eyes. Most Beautiful Being in Creation, Especially in “Too Many Eyes” form. Wait, what was that last one?
In which healing Alastor proves trickier than either he or Lucifer expected, hidden feelings are revealed, and Alastor embraces his inner monsterfucker (as a treat). -
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Occult-obsessed teen Charlie Morningstar just wanted to see her dad smile again.
If that meant summoning him a demon (boy)friend through a haunted duck radio and a definitely cursed book of rituals—then by god, she was going to do it.