Shitty_Gay_Mess
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Love is the Thing with Feathers (and Claws) by Shitty_Gay_Mess
Fandoms: Beetlejuice - Perfect/Brown & King, Beetlejuice - Fandom
06 Mar 2025
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"Love is the thing with feathers/ that perches in your chest./ It beats its wings/ and snaps its beak/ and never lets you rest."
One year post-canon, Lydia is living comfortably (or as comfortably as she can) in her haunted home. Beetlejuice has put sincere effort into being a better... Whatever he is, and with some life-coaching by Delia and ground rules set by Charles he has become both a tolerable and entertaining housemate. Of course there are the usual pranks and mischief, but Lydia's grown quite close with the demon. They have plenty in common, after all. Things may not be perfect in the Deetz-Maitland household, but they certainly could be worse. Who couldn’t love her ghostly Second Parents and demonic Brother-Friend-Thing? There’s no reason for anything to change now.
Unfortunately, fate has other plans.
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This Simple Feeling by Shitty_Gay_Mess
Fandoms: Star Trek, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
22 Jul 2024
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Captain Kirk and Commander Spock are known throughout the USS Enterprise and a fair amount of the chain of command as the most oblivious men in Starfleet. As infuriating as it is, the line between friendship and something more has always been thin between those two. However, after certain recent events, the scale may be beginning to tip...
CURRENTLY BEING RE-WRITTEN AND UPDATED: RE-UPLOADS SHOULD BE UP TO DATE BY 6/1/25
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After Dark by cecillusive (doorwaytoparadise), doorwaytoparadise
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
07 Mar 2026
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A gallery for any NSFW art I draw for Good Omens.
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Bookmarked by Shitty_Gay_Mess
01 Jun 2026
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Bones leaves Jim tied to the bed. Jim's got some pipes on him.
And then he heard the whoosh of a door once again. This time, though, it wasn’t the main door. It was the door to the—
“Captain? Jim?” Spock sounded alarmed. “Are you—”
“Who’s there? Jim, is that—” Bones was startled out of his controlled drawl.
“Spock!” Jim yanked at his restraints, reflexively trying to cover himself and blushing hotly. His cock strained against the thin fabric, panic and arousal battling for control.
Spock froze when he saw Jim.
Then he took a step into the room.
The door slid shut behind him.
Bookmarked by Shitty_Gay_Mess
22 Apr 2026
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My Soulmate is a Fucking Klutz by The_Book_Queen
Fandoms: The Lorien Legacies - Pittacus Lore
12 Apr 2015
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She hadn't believed it at first, that there was such a thing as a soulmate. Up until now, she had dismissed it as a myth, as a legend. And because of that, people always told her she was just upset because she couldn't find hers, that she was pessimistic and doing it for attention. But she really hadn't believed, at least, not until now. Not until she met her.
Series
- Part 1 of Once Upon a Time
Bookmarked by Shitty_Gay_Mess
02 Apr 2026
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A Different Reaction by Phoenix_Rose
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies)
31 Aug 2025
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Jim had entered as a delicate shade of pink. He was slowly turning crimson. "It's not a normal reaction, Spock. I'm not—itchy or in pain or anything. It's… Different."
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In order to secure a treaty, Jim took an untested truth serum. Luckily Spock is around to help with the side effects.
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02 Apr 2026
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what do i do (with a love that won't sit still) by snapdragonsuplex
Fandoms: Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (TV), Star Trek
05 Dec 2023
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Spock looks up at the gorgeous, golden man above him, the knowledge that this beautiful specimen desires him filling him with a sudden boldness. His hands trail down Jim’s back until they reach their destination, squeezing his firm buttocks with each palm. Jim lets out a yelp in surprise, then gives him an absolutely filthy grin.
“I want-!”
And then Spock wakes up.
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At the age of thirty-seven, Spock experiences his first real crush.There are three problems with this.
One, he has no idea how to navigate these new feelings.
Two, it very quickly becomes more than just a crush.
And three, the object of his affections is one Captain James T. Kirk.
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Bookmarked by Shitty_Gay_Mess
06 May 2023
Bookmarker's Notes
Unfinished- updates regularly
FINISHED!