Shmaylor
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Four games in a regular season plus maybe All Star games and maybe the MLH awards means -
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What with living in different countries and having packed schedules and public lives -
Six years of hooking up really means that Ilya has met up to have sex with Shane Hollander sixteen times.
Total.Ilya and Shane, sixteen encounters, 2010-2016.
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The Swiss National League doesn’t care about the legendary Hollander-Rozanov rivalry. When the MLH can’t negotiate with the Hockey Players’ Union in time to prevent a hockey lockout at the start of the 2015 season, the Zürich Lions jump at the chance to sign both Shane and Ilya to short-term contracts. For four months in Switzerland, they share a team, a line, a house, and a bed.
Then the lockout ends in January, and it’s time to go back. Back to different countries, cities, lives. Beds.
Reentry is harder than expected.
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- Part 1 of [Podfic] homegrown
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When Ottawa declines to make an offer to add Ilya to their roster, Shane and Ilya are at a loss for what to do next.
Enter Yuna Hollander.
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[Podfic] How It Happens by Shmaylor for LordSmeldingtonTheThird
Fandoms: The Locked Tomb Series | Gideon the Ninth Series - Tamsyn Muir
27 Dec 2024
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Five universes Harrow's subconscious conjured that she didn't like, and one that maybe, regrettably, she did.
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Outtakes and other fun snippets that didn't make it into Bella, Mulier Qui. No real plot or story arc, just people from the Bella, Mulier Qui story having lunch together or making plans to have lunch together.
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- Part 8 of [Podfic] Whatever You Love Best
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Podfic version of the homegrown series written by Anonymous
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Podfic Broken Telephone 2017 - Chain 3 by anatsuno, cantarina, Chestnut_pod, DesireeArmfeldt, DesireeArmfeldtPodfic (DesireeArmfeldt), elaineofshalott (LadyofMisrule), epershand, frecklebomb, frecklebombfic (frecklebomb), Hoely_owl, idellaphod, KDHeart, LadyofMisrule, litra, marianas, Opalsong, podfic_lover, podficbt_mods, sallysparrow017, Shmaylor, Syr
Fandom DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), due South, Gilbert & Sullivan & Related Fandoms, Hawkeye (Comics), Jonathan Strange & Mr Norrell & Related Fandoms, Killjoys (TV), Mad Max Series (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe, One Piece, Pacific Rim (Movies), Richard II - Shakespeare, SHAKESPEARE William - Works, Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Slings & Arrows, Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, Stardust - All Media Types, Supernatural, The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom, Welcome to Night Vale
25 Dec 2017
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Podfic Broken Telephone is a challenge than ran from summer 2017 to winter 2017. The idea was that Person A made a podfic, which turned into a prompt for Person B. Person B's podfic then became a prompt for Person C, and on down the chain.
Three chains were formed from the participant pool to keep the challenge run time to six months or less.
For more information or to see the other chains and podfics made for this challenge, visit the collection: http://archiveofourown.org/collections/podfic_broken_telephone
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Marvel Podfic by 343EnderSpark, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), kalakirya, KD reads (KDHeart), lattice_frames, lavenderfrost, litrapod (litra), miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RsCreighton, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sophinisba, Superstitiousme, thelonebamf, vassalady, wingedwords (gunpowderandlove)
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV), Cable and Deadpool, Daredevil (Comics), Daredevil (TV), Deadpool (Comics), Deadpool (Movieverse), Deadpool - All Media Types, Guardians of the Galaxy (Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel, Marvel (Comics), Marvel (Movies), Marvel 616, Marvel Adventures: Avengers, Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel Ultimates, Ms. Marvel (Comics), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon - All Media Types, POKEMON Detective Pikachu (2019), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017), Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018), The Avengers (2012), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Thor (2011), Thor (Movies)
06 Jun 2024
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Podfication Live Performances by Akaihyou, Annapods, argentumlupine, bessyboo, blackglass, cantarina, Dr_Fumbles_McStupid, exmanhater, forzandopod, GoLBCollabs (GodOfLaundryBaskets), GoLBPodfics (GodOfLaundryBaskets), litra, litrapod (litra), Lunate8, marianas, miss_marina95, Opalsong, paraka, reena_jenkins, RevolutionaryJo, semperfiona, semperfiona_podfic (semperfiona), Shmaylor, sisi_rambles, sophinisba, theleanansidhe, vassalady
Fandom Multi-Fandom
29 Oct 2019
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Recordings of the annual Live Performances event at Podfication, a convention for podfic creators and listeners.
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Ilya tastes metal in his mouth as his back hits boards, head flinging back against flimsy plexiglass. He snaps back to attention, immediately, sneering in Pike's direction.
"You are his guard dog, Pike?" he asks, genuine irritation seeping into his voice. "No one can get near him or you bite their ankle?"
"Wouldn't have to if you didn't act like a stalker." Pike returns. He starts to skate away, but he's still mumbling and Ilya catches the last of his sentence, somehow, over the roar. "…fucking in love with him."
Ilya feels, suddenly, hot and cold all over.
(Or: 5 times that people realize that Ilya is in love, and 1 time that Shane does.)
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Shane Hollander falls out of love with Montreal.
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Now, he’s at the airport on his way to Tampa for the fucking All-Star Game where he will not only be on the same team as Hollander but where he will also be his captain and center, and fucking Hollander is staring at him half naked from a fucking magazine stand like he’s daring Ilya to buy the magazine.
He isn’t going to buy it, of course.
OR; Ilya watches Rose Landry put lipstick marks on one Shane Hollander and loses his fucking mind.
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The steady, persistent pressure of Rozanov’s thick cock sinking into him is unlike anything Shane has ever felt before. He feels impossibly full, impossibly exposed, but more than that, he feels good.
Fuck, it’s good.
It’s so good that he forgets to feel awkward as he begins to rock back into Rozanov’s thrusts. He forgets to feel ashamed as Rozanov draws sounds out of him he didn’t even know he was capable of making. As Rozanov drives him out of his mind and deep into his own body, holds him there, forces him to feel everything and think nothing at all—
Shane forgets to feel anything but good.
(In which Shane has a dirty fantasy, and Ilya runs with it.)
“Ah,” Ilya says softly, brushing a finger along the column of Shane’s throat. “Is that what you want, Hollander? To be humiliated?”“Yes,” Shane says, the word a guttural moan. “No? I don’t know. Maybe. Fuck.”
“To be put to good use? To be told what to do?”
“Yes,” Shane gasps, relieved to be asked a simpler question. “That’s what I want.”
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Here are some facts:
Six months ago, Ilya and Shane sat on Ilyas’ couch, in Boston, and said, we want to be more, even if it has to be in secret.
Four months ago, Ilya Rozanov and Shane Hollander bought new houses. If asked, they would both say it was a complete coincidence. They were not asked, because most people do not browse Zillow for fun in their free time (Shane-) and the real estate of hockey players was of very limited interest to even the most hardcore fan.
Two hours ago, Shane Hollander was bleeding out on the ice.
Yuna and David Hollander were at least three hours away, at the exact moment their son hit the ice. Yuna Hollander is a perceptive woman. If she enters the house, she will know her son does not live alone.
Here is the most important fact Ilya knows right now: Shane would not want to come out to his parents like this.
Ilya has one hour to wipe his existence from his boyfriends’ house.