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  1. Public Bookmark 28

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    Crowley’s in love with one of the Good Guys.

    And the Good Guy in question adores butter tarts with an unseemly passion. Enough to speak wistfully of them when they aren’t around. Enough to ask Crowley to drive at ridiculous speeds across miles of English countryside to storm a bake sale, taking no prisoners. Enough to devour the butter tarts on the way home, leaving crumbs on the seat of Crowley’s car (the car hadn’t minded terribly, which was unusual in itself). And enough to leave one for Crowley, saying archly, “Perhaps after you actually try it, you’ll understand.”

    Crowley is now glumly staring at this butter tart, letting its flavour spread across his forked tongue, and thinking: How do I become a butter tart?

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    Crowley decides this is the time to really make a play for Aziraphale's heart. And, being an absolute idiot, he decides the way to do it is through his stomach. Sort of. Highlights: self-indulgent narration, unusually obtuse demons, increasingly confused angels, and a deliciously happy ending.

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    09 Jun 2026

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    The Bentley rumbled disapprovingly, nearly sideswiping a city bus.
    “Look, there’s nothing I can do. He says we go too fast for him—”
    Rrrm.
    “All right! Fine. I go too fast for him. But you’re not helping.”
    Vrrrrm!

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    In which Crowley talks to his car, the Bentley is passive-aggressive, and Aziraphale likes Canadian baking.

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    06 Jun 2026

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    Where the three of them once stood as equals, now Law and Kidd stand shipless and with broken crews; dependent on their own rival-turned-emperor for help. Luffy is thrilled to have his dear "friends" with him, but Law knows that wherever the Captain Trio goes, mayhem is soon to follow.

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    06 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 27

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    “K-King of the Pirates?”

    “Yea.”

    “A-Are you serious?!”

    “Yea.”

    “But you’re an omega!”

    “Yea, I know. So?”

    Koby must be dreaming, because there's no way he's just met a stowaway omega that has the dream of becoming not only a pirate, but the KING OF PIRATES! No, not a dream, a nightmare!

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    25 May 2026

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    “You lost, Princess?”

    She adjusts the bag over her shoulder and glares at him. “For your information, asshole, I am here for auditions.”

    “Why? You got room for a second pole up your ass?”

     

    [a strip club au]

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    23 May 2026