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Edward Teach doesn't have an anger problem. At least, he doesn't think he has an anger problem until a road rage incident ends in a car wreck that takes Izzy's leg. When Izzy takes his life, Edward reaches rock bottom.
Six years later, and Edward is getting better. He is in love with Stede Bonnet and going to therapy when his therapist recommends a group for people with anger problems. At least, Edward thinks he is getting better.
Meanwhile, Stede decides the supportive thing to do is be there for Ed, even if it means volunteering at the soup kitchen run by Roach that just so happens to be held at the same time as Ed's meetings. As Ed tries to heal, Stede finds himself struggling to save the homeless people that come to the kitchen - especially one dark man with a missing leg.
(Tags will change as the story unfolds, I promise)
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25 Aug 2024
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“It’s not my job to stand around and flatter you.”
“I did get a hybrid for protection and company so it’s a little bit your job.”
“Then you picked wrong. Besides, you’d be hard-pressed to find a hybrid that can rip a throat out and cuddle like a lapdog – it’s rare to find someone that can do both well.”
Lucius leaned back against the drawers, pushed himself up so he was sitting on it. “So which one are you?”
“I’ve been muzzled, I’m sure you can figure it out.”
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(Or the one where Lucius buys dogboy!Izzy to protect him from his abusive ex and they slowly start to fall for each other)
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- 8/8
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25 Aug 2024
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Ye olde emails are enough to drive the strongest man to the brink. And Izzy Hands is already teetering.
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24 Feb 2024
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Izzy looks to Edward, mouth working helplessly.
“Just let it happen, mate,” Ed suggests.
“I was hoping,” Stede continues, a little irritated by the lack of support, “that you’d let me—and Ed—know if there’s anything we could be doing differently, to make you more comfortable.”(Or: How Izzy Hands learned to stop worrying and love his co-captains.)
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- Part 1 of love like a powder keg
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- English
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- 118,249
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- 24/24
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24 Dec 2023
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He imagines it could be worse. At least he's not in a cult.
Not anymore.
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17 Dec 2023
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a little backup (in case the scene gets nasty) by oopshidaisy
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
28 May 2022
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“He’s not fucking dying,” Izzy insisted, like he could hold death at bay with the sheer force of his ire. Maybe he could. It would go a long way towards explaining how he’d survived so long despite pissing off everyone he met, which was something Ed had always wondered about.
(Or: Ed gets stabbed. Izzy handles it well.)
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- 1/1
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29 Oct 2023
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"Come on, Iz, one double date, I promise you--"
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27 Oct 2023
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you can have a little revenge, as a treat by house_afire
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
18 Oct 2023
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Lucius is doing his best to move on, but he needs to tell the whole dark post-overboard saga to someone.
Ideally, someone who's seen too much to get well and truly revolted. Someone who won't care enough to cry over it. He picks Izzy.
He doesn't expect Izzy to do something about it.
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18 Oct 2023
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The man beside him shifted, digging the metal cuff further into Izzy's wrist. His arm was warm; his voice was infuriating. He had not stopped talking since Izzy woke up with a splitting headache, no weapons, and no way to escape.
"This is unbelievably rude," said Bonnet.
Izzy and Stede are seized off the street, handcuffed together, and held for ransom. Together, they must figure out how to escape before they can be used as bait for Blackbeard's capture.
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10 Jul 2023
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Izzy Hands is finally beginning to settle into his new role, and he's perfectly content to let go of the past.
The past, unfortunately, has no intention of letting go of Izzy. Gruesome memories refuse to leave him alone, and Izzy can't shake the feeling that something unseen is rising up from the depths of his soul to devour him.
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- Part 5 of Refitting at Sea
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05 Jun 2023
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"I wouldn't be upset," Stede said at last, curling a lock of Ed's hair around his finger. "If you wanted to invite him round. You know, for a bit of... slapping around, was it?"
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01 Feb 2023
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When it comes to their penchant for fuckeries and other kinds of made-up nonsense, Bonnet and Edward are truly a match made in Izzy’s own personal hell.
The co-captains of the Revenge stage a fuckery or two in the bedroom. Izzy learns to like it.
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29 Jan 2023
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“Buttons says there’s a monster on board,” Lucius says. “One that looks like us.”
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28 Jan 2023
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Like a Harbour at Dawn by sunspeckfreckle (childrenofthesun) for shatteredhourglass
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
27 Dec 2022
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Stede and Izzy wake up, naked, in bed together in the captains' cabin.
Naturally, there's only one possible explanation for this.
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27 Dec 2022
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“What’s it matter?” Izzy says. “School holidays. I assume you’re doing,” he waves his hand. “Child things.”
“Well,” Stede says. “Yes. But it matters because I want to know.”
Of course he does. “Normally,” Izzy says, “I volunteer. Pretty big uptick of goodwill around Christmas. Everyone suddenly remembers the poor exist.”
“For the whole week?”
Izzy squints over at him, suspicious. “For as long as they need me,” he retorts. Of course, the uptick of goodwill also includes an uptick of volunteers. In recent years his presence hasn’t been as necessary.
“Right,” Stede nods, and levers himself into a sitting position. “So, the thing is–“
“Oh, here it comes.” Izzy glares at him. “Ulterior Motives Bonnet.”
Stede has a plan for Christmas. Izzy and Ed go along with it.
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- Part 4 of no new year's resolution
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18 Dec 2022
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the cross dimensional nassau bar of getting izzy hands laid by FortinbrasFTW
Fandom Black Sails, Our Flag Means Death (TV)
08 May 2022
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17 Dec 2022
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“I never told you, did I,” Edward says. “What the tattoo really meant.”
(Or: Ed and Izzy, post-Kraken.)
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15 Dec 2022
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Vignettes, following on from To Force His Hand, as Ed, Stede, and Izzy try new things--sexually and otherwise--in pursuit of a more balanced relationship. Now complete, Featuring such exciting things as trying new snacks! Scrapbooking! Vintage pornography! Flogging! Professional Development seminars! Emotional honesty! Ship Maintenance! Surviving a storm at sea, and cuddling about it!
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- Part 2 of To Force His Hand
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- English
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- 8/8
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13 Dec 2022
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The core concepts had always seemed fairly simple to Stede: block like that, swing like this, try not to get stabbed. Izzy made it look infinitely more complicated and somehow, too easy. He moved like water, without hesitation.
Izzy decides Stede needs proper swordplay lessons.
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- 141,270
- Chapters:
- 10/10
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29 Oct 2022
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Izzy still doesn't precisely know how to feel about work this morning, but it's somewhere between scorn and dread.
He's already encountered the new General Manager's influence; Edward's unilateral decision last week to change his signature block to read co-General Manager, for fuck's sake, which Izzy had had to push back on. Izzy's also had actual contact with him; brief, over Teams. His impression of the man wasn't precisely flattering.
Day one of the High Income Tax Policy and Enforcement Branch, and Izzy doesn't really have any idea what to expect.
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Israel Hands has been the Executive Officer to Edward Teach, General Manager of High Income Tax Enforcement, for a long time. He knows this job, he knows Edward, and he knows how to keep his life separate from work - for the most part.
And then the branch is restructured to include Stede Bonnet, General Manager of Tax Policy, and his team of fucking clowns. Suddenly Izzy has two bosses, irritating coworkers, and a rapidly disintegrating line between the personal and the professional.
Not to mention Edward's behaving more erratically than usual.
(It's a romcom).
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- Part 2 of no new year's resolution
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 76,444
- Chapters:
- 9/9
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19 Sep 2022