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>You, Jayne, will be his bodyguard. Don’t need schooling nor a pretty face for that. You’ll be sneaking around while the doctor’s stuck attending fancy dinners. More importantly, they probably won’t even blink at your gun.>Probably?
>Look, Jayne, don’t even think about arguing this. I’m captain, I give the orders, and I’ve got it all sorted out. The doctor works his magic to get you both in, you work yours to swipe the merchandise, and we arrive back just in time to give you a swift getaway. That’s all there is to it. It’s a simple job. Quick and clean.
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Simon and Jayne are paired up for an undercover job. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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Jeeves at the Movies by Siegfriedsassons
Fandoms: Jeeves - P. G. Wodehouse, Jeeves & Wooster (TV 1990), The Servant (1963)
29 Oct 2025
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I’ve neglected to mention it before now, dear reader, but on occasion Jeeves and I like to go to the movies.
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Bertie watches The Servant (1963) and feels normal about it.
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"But in the privacy of the apartment, Felix and Oscar engage in a litany of unbearably platonic behaviors that circumnavigate language and meaning and definition. For Oscar, who is starving for touch and famished for love, everything Felix gives is almost enough."
It is 1972 and Oscar Madison loathes Felix Unger for the things he makes him feel, the things he makes him want to do.
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02 Jul 2025