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Teeth in the Grass by messageredacted
Fandoms: Batman (Movies - Nolan), Dark Knight (2008)
14 Jan 2012
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If Batman hadn’t seen the infected claw through a police barrier as if it were made of paper, he might have left Arkham Asylum to its fate, but he knows that no amount of bars and wire mesh is going to keep these inmates safe. They’re people, and they’re mentally ill. If anyone needs help on this island, it’s them.
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Bruce Wayne has a best friend who's also his most troublesome employee. Nights out on the town can be hazardous for your health.
An AU where Martha and Thomas Wayne don't die, consequently Bruce doesn't become Batman and the Joker can't exist without his straight man.
Bookmarked by Sillyredconverse
22 Jun 2026
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It starts with Batman and Joker at 58 and 54 respectively. They collapse together on the roof of Wayne Tower, with bones that crack and joints that ache, breathing hard and glancing out at the sunset over the bay, and finally, finally, the clown remarks to his partner and rival, “… maybe we should stop, now.”
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i wanna lick you too much (we got a skin on skin thing, baby) by nineinchnailed (ballfart42)
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
27 May 2026
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“Hey, Billy?” He says, eyes darting up to his face. He pulls himself away from Billy even though his body never ever wants to be not-touching him.
According to plan, Billy turns to him. Score. “This has been bothering me like, all day.” He says, watching Billy’s face mold into confusion. “Don’t kill me for this,” he pleads, and with no time for reaction goes for the gold.
He sort of folds in on himself a little to get down to the level he needs to be at, tilting his whole torso sideways to meet Billy’s. Leaning over him a little, his face shoves at Billy’s underarm, trying to nuzzle in like an animal trying to track a new scent. Billy tenses, shoving Stu away from him pretty roughly. “The fuck are you doing, man?!” He asks, eyes wide. Stu is disappointed he didn’t get any time to savor, but whatever, it’s basically what he expected.
Stu does his best kicked-puppy face. This is gonna take some convincing.
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or: it’s a hot summer day. stu is a pervert. how can he be expected to help himself?
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cut through this razor wire / and dine on your heart by nineinchnailed (ballfart42)
Fandoms: Scream (Movies)
14 May 2026
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God damn Stu. The fucking tease. Get him riled up enough to cut wounds in his hip and stick his finger in it in some pseudo-sexual puppet show. Well, Billy doesn’t care. He’s not affected at all. The tile of Stu’s parents’ shower was already cold before he turned the water on, it may as well be frigid now. Billy’s body is long past reaction to any sort of temperature, or any stimuli, practically. Part of the large act he falls back on is to not bother with feelings, including physical. He’s gone completely numb, at this point, and it’s perfect. Not completely numb, though, clearly, considering his little outburst and subsequent tantrum that ended with both him and Stu both very bloody.
He sets the water to hot, then scalding, then cold again, then lukewarm, but nothing can really quell the stupid fucking feeling inside of him. It’s pumping through his arteries, coming out of his pores, and very obviously named by the fact he’s hard again. Shit, that’s not going away, is it?
… Okay, fine. Maybe he’s affected by some stimuli.
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or: billy loomis pathetic shower masturbation session.

