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Alex wasn't expecting them to blow his cover with a fast response vehicle, two helicopters, and a personal squad of elite soldiers to watch his every move. But something is going on, and Alex has been strapped in for the ride.
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DAMIAN CRAY’S £1.2 BILLION GAMBLE by SisyphusClimbs
Fandoms: Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
31 May 2026
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An inside look at the latest world-changing innovation to come from the mind of Damian Cray.
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Joe Byrne never expected to need to advise the president to not outsource their entire foreign intelligence work to SCORPIA
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Alex didn't know what he was expecting the SAS camp to teach him, but he wasn't expecting it to be this hard. The way they do things is not the way he knows.
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Alex Rider in the MCU by SisyphusClimbs
Fandom Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz, Marvel Cinematic Universe
02 Mar 2026
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This series has all of the bonus scenes from my Intern!Peter Parker MCU fic named "Stark Industries Is A Real Place" which is also the first fic in this collection. Here you will find omakes, bonus scenes, out-takes, alt-versions, and other things. If you are up-to-date on the main fic, then this series will be spoiler-free. If you are NOT up-to-date, then read with caution.
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James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, (pause for breath) and the Prisoner of Azkaban by gonzoclock
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Dec 2022
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At the end of first year, Harry pocketed the Philosopher's Stone- in a secret pocket that everyone else missed.
Now, two years later, Harry is in his third year, his friends are having the time of their lives in Hogsmeade, there's an escaped mass murderer running around, and Harry is going stir-crazy. Fortunately, the twins have a solution! Although- they're going to need something in return, and it needs to be good.
Good thing Harry kept that Stone, huh?
And then things go completely bat-shit crazy.
(featuring the Marauders vs 1993, an exhausted Professor Lupin, a bewildered Harry Potter, and an opportunistic Hermione Granger)
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14 Jan 2026
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The (Not So) Great Pretender by RayShippouUchiha
Fandoms: Iron Man (Movies), Captain America - All Media Types, Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
11 Dec 2017
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“What,” Tony says softly but with a great depth of feeling, “the actual fuck just happened?”
“I believe, Sir,” JARVIS pipes up from the phone in his pocket, an unnecessary amount of what sounds like glee in his voice, “that you’ve once again managed to maintain your closely guarded secret identity. Truly your subterfuge skills know no bounds."
“You’re an asshole J,” Tony mutters back as he reaches up to rub at his temple. He either has a headache coming on or a blood clot. At this point he’s honestly not sure which he’d prefer.
"I did learn from the best, Sir,” JARVIS tells him sunnily.
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09 Jan 2026
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Reeling from his ordeal in the graveyard, Harry Potter is left anxious and isolated with the Dursleys. A mysterious letter and some uninvited guests cause him to rethink his plans for the summer - particularly the part about staying at Privet Drive. Join Harry as he takes on corrupt Ministries, finds love, inspires his friends, and learns magic at the side of his greatest mentor, Albus Dumbledore.
5th year canon divergence, no bashing. Meant to replace books 5-7: mostly follows canon lore as outlined in those books but with significant deviations from the plot itself, including character development of the main cast post-Goblet of Fire. Explores what might have happened if Harry was given the help and support he needed, while avoiding the standard !Indy tropes.
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- Part 1 of Remember Two Things
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19 Nov 2025
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Just Go Kill Palpatine by nevertheless_turtle for medusaceratops
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
26 Jan 2025
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In Which Obi-Wan Kenobi is Shown Holofootage of His 12-Year Old Padawan in a Seedy Nightclub With The Chancellor of the Republic And Has A Proportionate Response.
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24 Oct 2025
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With Great Power Comes Great Annoyance by N0t_Sketchy
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, DCU, Marvel
26 Apr 2025
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Eight years of Spider-Manning took its toll. Now, Peter Parker is content with his quiet bartending gig in Gotham where he just wants to wipe down bar tops in peace. If only Batman's sidekicks would stop treating his workplace like their personal clubhouse.
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Ft. Menace to society (and spiderman) Robins and an older, in desperate need of a 10-year-long nap, Peter Parker.
(A Peter Parker who does NOT think he’s older brother/ mentor material, and batkids who disagree.)
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- Part 3 of Crossovers݁ᛪ༙
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15 Sep 2025