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    To stop Thanos, Stephen Strange is forced to cast a spell where the Avengers and co are kicked out of their home dimension and placed into a complete new one to start anew.

    But weakened in battle, Strange only had enough strength to bring half of the heroes in Gotham, the rest were all scattered into various hidden limbo realms within the multiverse until they could safely be retrieved.

    But with no money any only the gear they came with, they have no way of getting the materials needed to build the portal needed to bring their missing friends home.

    At least, not legally.

    Deciding to temporarily turn into a crime mob, the Avengers are now known in Gotham as a gang of criminals who steal high tech machinery from LexCorp, Wayne Industries, etc.

    The Avengers are now fighting to not just bring their missing family and friends back to this new dimension, but to throw off the bat and bird themed vigilantes that are hunting them down.

    Only one thing was certain in this dimension: chaos!

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    03 Jun 2026

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    When Senior Auror Harry Potter is strongly encouraged into volunteering for an experimental Ministry time-travel program, he plans to spend his year in the past sabotaging Tom Riddle’s rise. Heroic, right?

    What he doesn’t expect is a timeline where Tom, upon opening the Chamber of Secrets, finds piles of gold instead of a basilisk and becomes a billionaire. He still has plans for power… but they’re not exactly hostile.

    Harry decides to lay low for the rest of the mission. Except… laying low has never exactly been his strong suit, has it?

    Or:

    Tom is handsome, young, rich, dangerously intrigued, and doesn’t take no for an answer. Also, handsome.

    Harry is forty, poor, annoyed, and just wants decent crisps for once. And what does Tom Riddle want from him?

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    05 May 2026

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    Mobei Jun is certain he has made it absolutely clear towards Shang Qinghua that he intends to marry him. Shang Qinghua does not realise. At all.

    That's it. That's the fic.

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    19 Mar 2026

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    After getting kidnapped and nursed back to health by a human, Mobei-jun has come to the unfortunate conclusion he has been conned into a marriage. In the human's defense, he did repeatedly ask for his consent or what Mobei-jun is willing to presume was a request for consent. Oddly courteous behavior for a bridenapping.

    "A beverage was shared, along with hair combing prior? This mentor is loathe to confirm, but it does sound as if that human is now your wife."

    "Wife." Mobei-jun presumed the human preferred him to be the wife from the near constant feminine pronouns he kept using in reference to this prince. "Not husband."

    The old man shook his head. "Humans prefer their wives to be servile and submissive. They are a peculiar sort."
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    [Summary: Shang Qinghua is really bad at speaking Ice Demon Language, and Mobei-jun is even worse at speaking Human. It doesn't help that no one in the North actually understands how human weddings work. Fortunately for the squishy human, Mobei-jun is reluctantly charmed by how weird and sweet his new wife is.]

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    17 Mar 2026

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    In the years following Tianlang-jun's sealing, the demonic territories are in a state of chaos without an acting emperor to keep them in check, with contenders constantly racing to claim the now open position. Without a Heavenly Demon to block the way, it's up for grabs, anyone's game!

    No one expects Mobei-jun's human servant to outwit every last clan head and make them submit to him. A human emperor for their Demon Realm? That's weird, but rules are rules. Until he gets assassinated, it's Emperor Shang.
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    Shang Qinghua would like to point out HE wasn't trying to be the emperor. What the hell is even going on here.

    He obviously did this in service of his king? To keep him safe and give him glory, typical employee of the year stuff. If a vassal performs well, you praise his liege. Where is the room for misinterpretation here? Speak up, Dawang. No, Dawang, don't call him Junshang. Dawang, please clear this up. Dawang!
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    OR the one with Cang Qiong Mountain being confused AF, Mobei-jun being a smug demon about his future husband, and Shang Qinghua being too competent for his own good.

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    01 Mar 2026