Gifts for Small_lizard
List of Gifts
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5 conversations in your pimp’s car (+1 where you had to walk) by Anonymous for Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP
18 Dec 2025
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I'm exactly where you'd like me, you know
Praying for love in a lap dance
And paying in naivetyThe year is 1973, the city never sleeps, and Quackity's been promoted from working the corner to riding "in style". However he feels about the man driving him around is both complicated and irrelevant.
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Schlatt decides to have a little fun on the train.
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I will never go without you, 'cause I need you here with me by moebiusdoublereacharound for Small_lizard
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2025
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“You mind taking that outside, babe?” Karl asked, and oh shit, Quackity just did an eight foot vertical leap. Not really, but he might as well have. Man jumped clean out of his skin.
“Yikes! Dude, you good?”
“Yeah!” Quackity said, flicking his cig out the window and literally shoving the baggie under a throw pillow. Totally good and normal behavior. “Jesus Christ, you scared the shit out of me. Yeah, I'm good.”
“Right,” said Karl, slowly.
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Conversation and cuddles. Karl may not be able to solve Sapnap and Quackity's problems for them, but that doesn't mean he's not going to try.
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Quackity sells the house.
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There are many methods to killing. While trapped together before the games Quackity wants to learn Schlatt's.
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- Part 2 of butcherbird series
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Immurement (boxed like a fish) by Apocynaceae for Small_lizard, CoaxialCable
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 Jun 2023
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"It's not for no reason you're down here," Wilbur says. "We— I— this country takes threats to democracy seriously."
"You wouldn't know democracy if it smacked you on the ass, loverboy," Schlatt chimes in for the first time.
"What I'm doing is democracy. What we're doing. I won the elections and you. Both of you didn't. You're losers both of you."
"Hey, that's some real good 1+1 equals two maths there guv'nor. Tell us something we don't already know, huh," says Schlatt bitterly.