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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    Louis @LDPDL just tweeted: Can't take this bastard anywhere [attached is a picture of Lestat holding a deflated basketball in his hands]

    LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat replied to @LDPDL: I am still convinced I won

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  3. Public Bookmark 35

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    LESTAT ✅ @TheVampLestat just tweeted:
    What is Le Boo Boo? I want one! I want to feel the happiness they release into the mind

    MELANIEEEEEE @ThatMusicBaddie just tweeted:
    Lestat crashing out over "Le Boo Boos" midst an alleged incest scandal is so unserious

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    Unknown Number
    Its been 24 hours you can stop now

    Rose
    Who’s this ??
    Stop what ??

    Unknown Number
    Holding him hostage

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    Rose receives a text message from an unknown number claiming to be Shane's ex. In Ilya's defense, impulse control was never one of his strong suits.

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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