12 Bookmarks by Somerandomhumanbeing

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  1. Public Bookmark 43

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    When The Champion of the Arena shows up to challenge Sentinel Prime to a deadly test of honour, enforcer Orion Pax volunteers in his stead.

    What follows is a deal with the devil, an invitation from an enigmatic stranger, and probably the weirdest honey trap of all time. Orion's going to be lucky if he still has his honour and essential organs intact by the time he gets to the arena.

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    05 Oct 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This made me buy the actual book

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    Ratchet spent his first week with the Decepticons putting hands back on empuratees.

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    03 May 2024

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    Ratchet experiences the ups and downs of making the wrong choice (is it though?)

    Made me cry 10/10

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    Soundwave's banishment to the shadowzone has been bleak, uneventful and unending. He hasn't been able to contact Megatron or the Nemesis. He's low on fuel. If it weren't for the emotion-suppressing protocols he implemented before the war, he would be miserable.

    And then one day a dimension-hopping Rodimus falls into the shadowzone and offers him a way out.

    “You'll like the Lost Light,” said Rodimus. “Everyone gets a second chance, there. You wanna stay here forever?”

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    05 Feb 2024

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Perhaps The Meaning of Soundwave was the friends we made along the way

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    Megatronus has a party to attend. A high-caste date will lend him status in the eyes of his fellow gladiators, and Orion Pax is all too happy to play the part...

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    28 Jan 2024

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    A classic

  5. Public Bookmark 31

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    “Oh, indulge me, Optimus. How many times have you answered your desire’s calls to walk among these pitiful creatures…in the flesh?”

    In which Optimus shares with his greatest foe, and former friend - Megatron, the one time a year he allows himself to feel amid the throes of their War within a Christmas market.

    The angsty slow burn Christmas AU no one asked for.

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    23 Jan 2024

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    Christmas truce but MegOp (they are extremely gay and also very bad at feelings)

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    For a second, Volley is certain she’s misheard him. The first words she’s ever heard out of Optimus Prime’s own mouth can’t possibly be a pick-up line. She’s having a fever dream of some sort, maybe. Probably.

    But then she looks at Megatron, and knows she didn’t mishear at all. He’s speechless and blushing, opening his mouth only to snap it closed, faceplates heating so abruptly that the air around him shimmers. And why wouldn’t he be?

    After all, Optimus Prime just hit on him.

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    11 Jan 2024

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    Megop traumatize a poor shop owner with their PDA: the fic

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    Surrounded by the torrid fiction of his fellow Autobots, Jazz uncovers a Decepticon plot hidden amidst their written fantasies. Can the Spec Ops commander turn this plot of high treason into a narrative...of love? OR Jazz is surrounded by a bunch of perverted writers, and wouldn't you know it, one of them is a Decepticon. (Complete)

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    26 Dec 2023

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    In which Rodimus is "mistaken" as the reincarnation of Solus Prime.

    A fanfic novel with themes of romance, xenoreligion, reincarnation, the role of fate, and religious political conspiracies, Reforged expands on the moon colony of Caminus, its dominant culture, and what myth means to a recalcitrant "former" Prime on "vacation" to forestall fate, a condemned war criminal living on borrowed time, and an obsessed investigator fixated on discovering a dangerous hidden agenda.

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    12 Dec 2023

    Bookmarker's Notes

    shenanigans also rodimus is kind of a compulsive liar and we love him for it. Also it has all of my favourite tropes and a happy ending so

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    In the bright lights of a party in honor of a prevailing peace treaty, all is consumed by noise and cheap high-grade. In a short-lived journey to replenish a pair of drinks, caught amidst a set of familiar faces, one can’t help but wonder.

    How much poison does it take to kill a faction leader?

    Well, it depends on which one.

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    12 Jul 2023

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    There's something about Optimus Prime and Megatron drunk off their faces at a party that feels incredibly right. Even more so when they make a mess of government buildings.

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    Prowl has been exiled from court and ordered to solve the mystery of the Rust Sea, which has been missing from the surface of Cybertron for longer than he's been alive.

    Jazz is drowning on dry land on the other side of the world.

    Once upon a time, before Jazz was born, the Rust Sea covered a swathe of Cybertron bigger than the territory of any city-state except Iacon. The sea had been more powerful than any engine besides the one at the heart of the planet itself, big enough to swallow a metrotitan in its depths, the birthplace of storms.

    Thing is, none of that was Jazz. He doesn’t remember those days, before he was himself, except in his dreams.

    And his dreams are terrifying.

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    24 Apr 2023

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    Absolutely wonderful. Me recuerda a las leyendas de mí país

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    The Prime Basilica survives the war mostly intact, to Optimus's bewilderment and dismay. Even worse, the Autobots are insisting it belongs to him.

    My tfBigBang2022 submission! Thank you to @Arienhope for the wonderful companion artwork! Find them on tumblr

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    22 Nov 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    This is like if Jesus hated god and stole his bathtub 10/10

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    So, it didn’t start out like this.

     

    Alfred would scoff at the statement, about how Bruce was trying to justify the whole situation to himself. It had started out as a simple design, black everything with black outlines and black hood. It got a little more intense as the world went on, got wind of his ghost on the streets, and became scared of The Bat . So Bruce got a little more creative with it, Alfred and him had a good laugh over the name, the scare, and Alfred had a vicious streak of humor that he had passed onto his ward-

     

    So now the suit had a visible bat-theme, an insignia to drape in the shadows and to paint across the streets of Gotham.

     

    It only took a year into the whole charade of heroism for Bruce to overhear a conversation between some goons- some low level thug hired by the Riddler this week- about nothing at all pertaining to what the hell the Riddler was doing in the sewers but instead:

    “ The Batman can fly, you know, I’ve seen his wings.”

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    A world where nobody has wings, but people think they do, and that changes everything.

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    19 Aug 2022

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Holy shit I love this one

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