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    5 times the Batfam make assumptions about Percy Jackson with only the available information, and the one time they learned the truth.

    Assumption 1: Percy is Bruce’s lovechild. (Jason) (That one was corrected rather quickly)
    Assumption 2: Percy is a terrorist. (Steph) (It was a joke until it wasn't)
    Assumption 3: Percy is an assassin. (Damien) (No one is surprised by that)
    Assumption 4: Percy is in a cult. (Tim) (He has proof)
    Assumption 5: Percy has died and been brought back using the Lazarus Pit. (Jason) (And he's not happy about it)

    And Dick is the one they all use as a sounding board and he doesn't know how to respond.

    Chapters 1-11 are the main story. Chapter 12 on are bonus chapters that bring me joy. Technically complete, but there may be more bonus chapters as the muse strikes because I love this world.

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    Stiles knew that he wasn’t the most subtle person to ever grace this earth. But compared to the Hale’s he was a fucking ninja.
    He couldn’t believe that no one had figured out yet that they were actually werewolves. Real, actual, honest to god werewolves.

    That no one knew about.

    Stiles really started to question this town’s intelligence.

    But Stiles was determined to find out how many dog/wolf related puns he could make before someone caught on to the fact that he actually knew.

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    21 Jun 2026

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Stiles was hurt much more from Gerard's beating and wrecking his jeep than he was letting on. But it's okay because he knows a bite will make it all better. Things are far more broken than he knows though and a bite can't fix everything.

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    18 Jun 2026

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    After finding his son in the woods injured and lying near a dead body, Sheriff Stilinski puts his foot down and decides to send him to live with his aunt for the year, hoping his sister does a better job of teaching him responsibility than he did.

    Stiles isn't entirely on board with this plan, but it's not as if he has any choice in the matter, so he sets off to Mystic Falls.

    Animal attacks end up being the least of his worries.

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    18 Jun 2026