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“It seems like there was a system error and the procedure that was done to you was not the one of an egg removal but the one of an embryo transfer. You are currently pregnant” Serious-looking man #1 said.
Agatha smiled. With her teeth all out. She looked around. Because for sure there was some hidden camera somewhere. This Had to be some sort of prank.
“What are you talking about.” She felt like she had just escaped a mental ward hospitalization place. Was this how lab rats felt? She should go vegan in solidarity with The Rats.
“You’re currently pregnant with my child.” The hot woman who looks vaguely familiar said.
Agatha looked at her and, well, Agatha, she started laughing.
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Agatha goes to donate her eggs at an ob-gyn clinic to pay for her student loans for her bachelor in Musical Theatre, but accidentally gets famous musical composer Rio Vidal's fertilized egg transferred into her uterus.
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"Hellooooo open up pretty thing i can see youuu" the person yells as they bang on the crystal windows of her shop.
What was their issue?
"Can you not see that we’re closed?" Agatha says without turning to face the fucker.
"Oh I’m actively choosing to ignore that sign" The person replies and–Fuck.
They recognize that voice.
This was their circus.
Agatha turns and – yup. They lock eyes with Rio.
That is their monkey.
"Oh brother" Agatha deadpans.
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Agatha is a tattoo artist and their ex comes to get a tattoo from them and Rio get jealous.
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“I read that dentists can tell if someone sucks dick by the state of the roof of the mouth. Can you tell?” Rio asks very nonchalantly.
The way Rio is behaving would be similar to how Agatha imagines a human cat in her first heat would behave. And it's driving Agatha insane.
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Agatha is a dentist and her one night stand from the weekend shows up on Monday, at her work, to get a professional dental clean from her.
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Who this episode is for:
-People who use Rock, Paper, Scissors to settle arguments
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Carol and Zosia Meet before the joining AU
Carol is in Berlin for a writing residency, she becomes friends with a group of her residency mates who introduce her to Zosia, a young ex-pat who lives with more confidence than Carol has even been able to muster.
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“Look, it’s not because I don’t,” Cassie breaks the silence, then shakes her head and looks away, a quiet noise of disbelief leaving her, “We just can’t. Okay?”
Another nod. Victoria’s mouth is incredibly dry.
“But..you want to?”
McKay lets her head hang. “We can’t. I can’t.”
“Because of your ex?” Victoria probes. Everything inside her is screaming at her to stop. She doesn’t know why she can’t. She doesn’t know why she can’t just shut up. But McKay is…right here and her messy bangs and her heavy eyes and her wet mouth just -
“Because I wanna be good,” McKay says simply.
Javadi is a nervous wreck and McKay struggles with self-restraint. Until she doesn't.
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08 Apr 2026
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Now on official government record: Carol let the hivemind fuck her, Carol fucked the hivemind.
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“I didn’t keep most of the memories. Other people’s memories. I get flashes of big things, births, deaths. Except about you.”
Carol feels the confusion slip onto her face. Nervousness creeps up her spine again. “Me?”
“I know everything that anybody has ever thought about you, Carol. Every memory. Every feeling. Helen. Your ex-girlfriends. Your dentist. It’s like I have a Carol encyclopedia in my head.”
Carol had thought that she was done experiencing fresh horrors. What a nightmare it is to realize that she is not. “Oh, god.” She says.
“Oh, god,” Zosia agrees.
After they manage to break Zosia free of the hive, Zosia and Carol try to navigate the field of landmines that is their relationship.
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DXCELENTE EXCELENTE EXCELENTISIMISMO LLORE REI ME DIO TODO
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“Turn me back. Please, please, Carol. Please, I want to go back!”
Carol reaches for Zosia, then doesn’t.
“I don’t think that’s possible,” she says.
Or: One more take on deplurb’d Zosia for your reading pleasure :)