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For four years, Crowley has shown up at Fell’s Christmas Tree Farm with the same goal: adopt the saddest, strangest, most structurally questionable tree on the lot.
For four years, Aziraphale has argued with him about it.
What starts as an annual debate over “characterful” trees slowly becomes a tradition neither of them wants to lose,full of sharp banter, soft looks, and the growing realization that Crowley isn’t just coming back for the trees.
Day 21 of my Ineffable Advent Calendar.
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- Part 21 of Ineffable Advent Calendar
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On the first of December, Crowley wakes up to find an advent calendar on the kitchen counter,handmade, carefully wrapped, and very firmly labelled do not open until after coffee.
What follows is twenty-five days of small, deliberate acts of love: hot chocolate at Christmas markets, home-cooked dinners, shared music, snowy afternoons, quiet nights in, and the kind of gestures that say I know you without ever needing to explain.
As Aziraphale and Crowley exchange advent calendars of their own, December becomes a month of choosing each other,every morning, every envelope, every ordinary, extraordinary day until Christmas morning arrives with one final surprise.
Day 14 of my Ineffable Advent Calendar.
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- Part 14 of Ineffable Advent Calendar
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Aziraphale just wanted to confirm whether the binding on an 18th-century Johnson was original.
Crowley listed it on eBay as: “old book, bit dusty, still works.”
One scandalized message thread, one local pickup, and several pots of tea later, Aziraphale finds himself with a new book, a new neighbor, and possibly,just possibly a new romance. -
The Goose, the Mannequin, and the Mutual Breakdown by whatkeepsusalive
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
18 Jun 2025
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Aziraphale only meant to take a peaceful stroll and perhaps pick up a pastry. He did not mean to throw himself into a public fountain to rescue what he thought was a crying child.
Crowley definitely didn’t expect to jump in after him, argue with a goose, break an art installation, or get chased out of the park by an unhinged sculptor with glitter in their hair.
Now they’re both damp, humiliated, and sitting across from each other in a tea shop, pretending this isn’t the weirdest way to meet someone.
(Or: Two strangers bond over a mannequin, mild vandalism, and the absolute menace of birds.)
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- Part 3 of Meet cute stories
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Crowley’s just trying to survive his night shifts at Tesco without punching a customer or dying of jam-related rage.
He’s got weird regulars, haunted pineapple refunds, and zero patience left until a soft-spoken man in a cashmere coat appears asking about lemon curd like it’s a matter of national security.
Aziraphale wasn’t planning to fall in love in the jam aisle.
He just wanted to bake for his book club.
One keeps coming back for excuses he definitely hasn’t thought through.
The other’s slowly losing his grip on reality.
Together, they’re what happens when retail hell meets a truly inconvenient romance. -
An Architecture of Feelings by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Jan 2026
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Crowley lost his sight at twenty-nine. He lost his boyfriend, his career, his will to live. Eighteen months later, he's barely surviving – counting hours until he can drink himself to sleep.
His neighbour Muriel thinks they're friends. They're wrong. But somehow, they've convinced him to attend a party thrown by the new downstairs neighbour, Aziraphale.
Reluctantly, he goes. And then he hears a voice that makes him want to be alive again.Which is terrifying. Wanting something means risking everything. And Crowley has already lost too much.
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Crowley is the stylish, sharp-tongued CEO who somehow manages to break everything in his office.
Aziraphale is the patient IT specialist tasked with fixing it.
Every day brings a new “emergency”,keyboards that won’t type, projectors that hiss, emails that mysteriously disappear and Aziraphale starts to suspect Crowley might be causing at least some of them on purpose. -
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Aziraphale likes his tea hot, his routines quiet, and his flatmate reasonably sensible. Unfortunately, he lives with Crowley,a sunglasses-wearing menace who sings Queen in the shower, sets pastry on fire for fun, and keeps stealing his clothes.
They’re definitely not flirting. Definitely not falling in love. Just… mutually annoying. With benefits. Emotional ones. Probably.
Aziraphale: Also, you borrowed my scarf. Again.
Crowley: Needed it. It was cold.
Aziraphale: You own seventeen scarves.
Crowley: Yeah, but yours smells like you. 😏
Aziraphale: That’s very forward for a Thursday afternoon.
Crowley: You’re blushing, aren’t you? -
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It is thirty-six point seven degrees Celsius and climbing, and Aziraphale and Crowley have lived together for five years, and everything is completely fine.
(It is not fine.)
Crowley stops wearing shirts. Aziraphale stops coping. They drag a mattress onto the balcony, eat strawberries in the dark, and somewhere around two in the morning, under a London sky that is too warm and too honest, five years of extremely careful not-saying-it finally runs out of road.
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Aziraphale is a food reviewer, Crowley is a chef. Aziraphale's flight is delayed, but he is assured he can still try out Chef Crowley's restaurant. The handsome server charming Aziraphale throughout the meal turns out to be the chef himself. Az finds out Crowley let his staff go home on time and stayed by himself so the other man could make his return flight the next day. They chat, share wine, you know what happens next.
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A loving homage to one of my favorite fics, Not A Mounted Dildo (But A Fuck Machine).
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Crowley was staring blankly at the kettle as it began to heat up when an idea came to him. What if - rather than sneak around each other and act like masturbation was secretive and taboo - they just did it out in the open, at the same time? They were both straight, so it wasn't like it would change anything between them, and Crowley was sure he'd heard stories of straight men getting together to watch porn and jerk off. Yeah, that was the perfect solution! Now all he had to do was get Aziraphale on board. He heard the shower cut off and poured himself a cup of coffee as he considered his pitch.
"Angel!" Crowley's greeting was full of cheer, his smile bright as he handed Aziraphale a perfectly crafted cup of tea.
Aziraphale narrowed his eyes in distrust, "...what do you want?"
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A Chronicle of Affection (or How to Get Everything You Ever Wanted in Just 12 Months) by SpectrallyDistracted
Fandoms: Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 Feb 2026
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Anthony Crowley is 40 years old and down on his luck. In the past few years he’s lost his job as a journalist, his boyfriend, his flat, and most of his self-respect. When he hears about the chance to nanny a three-year-old boy, it looks like the opportunity he’s been waiting for to turn his life around.
At 57, bookshop owner Aziraphale Fell has resigned himself to his perpetual bachelorhood. Still, each year, he looks forward to dressing up in his vintage Father Christmas suit and turning his bookshop annex into a holiday wonderland.
When Crowley and his young charge, Adam, attend Father Christmas’s Magical Bookshop, it’s clear the two men are attracted to one another. Over the course of the next year they become friends, important to one another in every way. The question is, can they face their fears and admit that they have fallen quite deeply in love?
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The Things We Keep by thisisshiny
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
13 Feb 2026
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Professional organizer Crowley has three rules: keep it minimal, stay detached, and never get involved with clients. Literature professor Aziraphale Fell is about to break all of them.
Hired to tackle the most cluttered flat in London, Crowley expects dust, chaos, and a quick exit. What he doesn't expect is falling for a disaster of a man who argues about every teacup, reads poetry at breakfast, and somehow makes Crowley want to stay in one place for the first time in his life.
Now if only staying were that simple.
A GO rom-com. Sort of.
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On a Mediterranean cruise, Aziraphale Fell is desperate to escape his wealthy parents’ latest attempt to play matchmaker — and when the handsome devil of a man in the cabin across from his offers to be his fake husband, it seems like a miracle.
And it would be even more miraculous if Anthony Crowley made him reconsider giving up on love….
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Crowley is pushing forty, recently divorced, and ready to blaze the West Coast Trail in three days.
The universe has other plans.
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Icing on the Cake by Etheostoma
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
26 Nov 2019
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Anthony Crowley's bakery is top in Soho and quickly becoming well-renowned throughout all of London. When Crowley hires the soft-spoken, cherubic Aziraphale as his main decorator, it doesn’t take long before the two men realize that there may just be something to the idea that opposites attract...
Or, the bakery AU that no one actually asked for.
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Aziraphale's car breaks down so he takes it to the first mechanic he can find. From there, his mundane life changes drastically as he finds himself befriending the man fixing his car.
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space between stars by tardistakeover
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - All Media Types, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
06 May 2026
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‘ "I know you don't want sympathy," Aziraphale said, with a composure so practiced it had become something like affection. "I'm not- I'm simply saying. I'm sorry. You shouldn't have to carry it alone. You can always come here.”
Something in Crowley went very still.
"You're not,” Aziraphale hesitated, and then, quieter: "You don't have to carry it alone. When it's bad. I, um, want to know.” A pause, and then the words that had the quality of something that had been thought many times and said only once: "I want you here."
The winter light lay across the duvet.
Crowley's hand, at some point, had curled into the fabric of Aziraphale's shirt.
"Angel," he said.
"Hmm?"
"Shut up," he said, and settled more firmly against him.‘
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When a drowsy Crowley has another nightmare of the Fall, he finds himself at the bookshop- and eventually, being comforted by his favorite angel.
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Aziraphale has been lost to an erotic series of paperbacks, and Crowley is bored of it.
Maybe a bit jealous.
A bit.
He decides to do something about it.
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A Billion Points of Light by akitsuko
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Mar 2024
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The firefighter lifts the visor on their helmet, and Crowley may not be able to see very well, but those are the most beautiful eyes he’s ever seen in his life.
Crowley has never been one for the whole 'love at first sight' business, but he may need to reassess after Aziraphale - a gorgeous firefighter - saves his life.