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Patrick Jane knows how to survive.
He has been doing it for years.
After the accident that took Angela and Charlotte, Patrick rebuilds what is left of his life around the one person who still needs him: his son, Oliver. A small house in Sacramento. A yellow kitchen. Dinosaur books. Pancakes shaped badly enough to become legendary. Bedtime stories, grief that never fully leaves, and one little boy who deserves every ounce of love Patrick still has left to give.
Then Oliver meets Teresa Lisbon in a bookstore and immediately decides she is important.
Teresa does not mean to become part of their lives. Patrick does not mean to let her. Neither of them is prepared for the strange, ordinary, terrifying way love begins to grow—not by replacing what was lost, not by erasing the past, but by making room for something new beside it.
A warm, emotional, domestic Mentalist AU about grief, parenthood, slow-burn love, the CBI team noticing far too much, and the quiet miracle of a family becoming three.
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03 Jul 2026
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Every story in this universe begins with the same question: What happens when two people understand something about each other that no one else ever could... and that still isn't enough to make them friends, or enemies?
Set around the canon events of both Dexter and The Mentalist, these stories explore the emotional and psychological consequences of those worlds colliding. Rather than rewriting their journeys, this series follows the spaces between them, exploring how each encounter leaves its mark long after the case is over.
Every story takes place at a different point in their respective timelines, using their canon experiences, losses, and growth as the foundation for everything that follows.
Every encounter changes them. None of them fixes them.
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03 Jul 2026
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This is the story of how Patrick Jane came to the offices of the CBI that fateful morning at the start of the episode Red Dawn.
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17 Jun 2026
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The Unexpected Series, featuring Sadist!Harry and Masochist!Snape: A spell in battle goes awry, with unexpected consequences; 2) in the bath; 3) in the classroom; 4) in the bedroom; 5) in the forest, with Hagrid; 6) in the bedroom, with Lupin this time, 7) playing with candles; 8) Sirius joins Remus and the duo in the bedroom. Hello, Padfoot!; and 9) Snape gets mugged and Harry marks his property. Ranges from impure kink to sharp romance, but it's mainly smut.
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- English
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16 Jun 2026
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He studies her for a moment longer before he straightens, apparently content with the way he’s just ripped her worldview into pieces. Her mind is spiraling, and he’s already ready to brush it all to the side. “So you see, it’s just a few weak moments of fantasy,” he says, proving her right immediately. “Perfectly natural. So if we could head home-”
Oh no he doesn’t. This might be her one chance, and it might kill her, but if she can help him and have him for one night, can she really leave the opportunity sitting on the table?
No. The answer is no. God, does she hate herself this much?
“What if it wasn’t just fantasy?”
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aka lisbon calls jane's bluff, and that's the beginning of the end.
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15 Jun 2026
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09 Jun 2026
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Jane, tea and little old ladies. Jane solves a murder that no one thinks is a murder. This will be an episodic, shorter fic’
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07 Jun 2026
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Mr. Congeniality by Luxxuvixz
Fandoms: The Mentalist (TV 2008), Miss Congeniality (Movies)
17 Mar 2026
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The FBI needs an undercover agent in a male beauty pageant to catch a serial killer—and for some inexplicable reason, they’ve chosen Patrick Jane. Sarcasm, chaos, and unconventional strategy ensue.
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02 Jun 2026
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30 May 2026
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28 May 2026
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The Mentalist ft. omega Patrick Jane and a dash of alphas Lisbon and Cho
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27 May 2026
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Three stages of a relationship. Based on Crimson Casanova.
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26 May 2026
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"None of them could see Jane in the same light again.
And she didn’t know if it was for better or worse."
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Or, the first time Jane uses something other than his words to fight.Bookmarked by StHelen
24 May 2026
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“Come on,” Jane said, tapping the table. “Don’t get distracted. The quicker we start, the quicker I’m going to win.”
“Yeah, right,” Lisbon said, sitting back down opposite Jane. “You think I didn’t use your absence to practice?”
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Jane and Lisbon are trapped on a mountain during a storm and there's nothing else for them to do except to play poker.Bookmarked by StHelen
19 May 2026
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would you give me the time of day? by light_loves_the_dark
Fandom The Mentalist (TV 2008)
23 Sep 2025
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15 May 2026
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Jane never joined the CBI, but still investigated Red John. He repeatedly clashed with lead Agent Teresa Lisbon. Now, the case closed but not forgotten, they meet again. Jane is a billionaire, still struggling to move on. Lisbon suspects him of art theft. She will do anything to make him confess. A tale of unlikely love, trust, and the law. AU, inspired by The Thomas Crown Affair.
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14 May 2026
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“I’m an activist, Mr. Morgan,” Merlin explains.
“I see that,” Knight Gwaine says.
“I want this place to exist here forever. Forever and ever and ever.”
“You mean until King Arthur climbs out of it?”
“Yes,” Merlin says. “But after that, too, since I’m not like, 100% positive that he’s going to know what a fish ladder is. I figure we’ve got to do some work on that and probably his English before we let him go off into the wild.”
“Right. Obviously, the English. But what happens if someone tries to put another body in the lake while you’re here?”
Merlin doesn’t have an answer to that.
(Three women's bodies are dumped into a lake, and detective Gwaine Morgan is assigned the case. He does not anticipate said lake to be guarded by a local 12 year-old and is even less prepared for what happens when the 12 year-old becomes his murderer's next target.)
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15 Apr 2026
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Kingdom of Hell by Shay_Moonsilk
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Oct 2020
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Inspired by this quote from the internet: “Why would I fuck a demon? Simple, the status. Imagine you and your friends arriving at the gates of hell, they’re all crying, scared to death for eternity and you just walk into the arms of your sugar demon, legendary.”
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30 Nov 2025
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standing on the corner in a three piece suit by Good_News_Everyone
Fandoms: Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015)
05 Dec 2015
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‘What’m I s’posed to think?’ Michelle wails. ‘You tell me you’re working at this tailors, but you ain’t got no skills in sewing and you ain’t never in the shop when I go by. You keep comin’ back hurt all over an’ you tell me you’re gettin’ in street fights, but I seen you fight, baby, and no street punk could do that kind of damage to you ‘less you let ‘im.’
Eggsy’s mum gets the wrong idea about his job.
5/12/15: Extra Hartwin epilogue added!
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- English
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- 5,419
- Chapters:
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09 Oct 2025
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Harry Hart is not a man who needs to be brought down, a man who needs debasing; Harry is the debased, Harry is the one who will ruin Eggsy. And Eggsy had offered himself up on a silver bloody platter.
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24 Sep 2025