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This Prayer, Only I Do Give by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
18 Jun 2026
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Leonard keeps them together, even as black spots fill their vision.
He’s content in suffocating them both.
He’s content in drowning in the same darkness, as long as it leads him to Klein.
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Newton's Law of Universal Gravitation by Status_Report
Fandoms: Weak Hero (Webcomic), 약한영웅 | Weak Hero (TV)
17 Apr 2026
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For as long as he could remember, Baekjin saw himself as an abandoned dog alone in the wild. He had no friendships or family. All he had was the Union, and for that, he stayed alone at the top, pouring everything he had into making it stronger. Even if it took more and more from him, Baekjin couldn't stop, and as time passed, it was as if the hurt young boy from all those years ago was getting smothered by the person that he was becoming. But a chance encounter with another boy changed this. Faced with someone that forced him to evaluate his past, Baekjin wonders: is it too late for him to stop?
In short: If Baekjin and Sieun met earlier, could they have been friends? Could Baekjin have been stopped if he simply met Sieun earlier?
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Losing Face by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
01 Apr 2026
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There was no denying it. Danitz was the most pent up he's every been in his entire life on sea. Faced with the constant presence of Gehrman Sparrow, Danitz turns to unconventional methods to find his relief.
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Kiss Off by Absolute_Admonition (Status_Report)
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
02 Dec 2025
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Anderson isn’t exactly a humble man in the first place, but causing this outcome only strokes his ego in bed even higher. He leans back to look once again, finding himself staring.
He has Gehrman Sparrow, sitting on the edge of the bed with his legs spread wide open, pussy glistening.
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Locus had a chance to make things right. He had a new purpose. It felt… different, than how work went with Felix. This was closer, more friendly, less dangerous and less worrisome. Almost all of these people were very stupid, but… there was a charm to them. An undeniable charm, some more charming to him than others.
And there was one of them, the medic, that somehow wormed himself in Locus’ chest.
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Worms Are Sensitive To Touch by Ficlovergirl
Fandoms: 诡秘之主 - 爱潜水的乌贼 | Lord of the Mysteries - Cuttlefish that Loves Diving
24 Aug 2025
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What if Faceless potion makes your body sensitive? And what if Worm Of Spirit is connected to it's owner. And all the sensations worm feel Klein feels through it?
Basically Klein gave his Worm Of Spirit to Leonard unknown Of the consequences it had.
Or Klein's faceless body being hypersensitive and Leonard unknowingly driving Klein into a state of overwhelming pleasure through his touches.
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19 Jun 2026
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Arias by plume_of_death (plumeofdeath)
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
07 Sep 2025
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Sunday is offered the role of conductor in an upcoming concert. Encouraged by the other Astral Express members he takes part, but nerves still get the better of him on the big day.
Luckily, Jing Yuan, one of the other participants in the concert, is there to distract him and calm him down again.
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05 Jun 2026
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No amount of fear will keep you safe by Shakespeared
Fandoms: 崩坏：星穹铁道 | Honkai: Star Rail (Video Game)
06 Jul 2024
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For the first time ever, Sunday stood under the glow of the morning sun. He spread his wings wide, no longer clipped and hidden away shamelessly, and let the wind kiss his frame. By himself but no longer alone, Sunday took a leap of faith, closing his eyes knowing that there would be someone to catch him if his wings failed him.
For the first time in his life, he finally kissed the sky.
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Sunday learns to live with the unlikely help of a band of the universe’s most wanted criminals, and finds his own slice of paradise within the stellaron hunters.
Or, or,
Sunday joins the emo band.
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03 Jun 2026
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周明瑞登录了最近火热的全息游戏《序列之上》，却发现他的游戏和大家好像不太一样。
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02 Jun 2026
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