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Local fan wakes up as Bella Swan and fails spectacularly at remaining overlooked.
Meanwhile, Edward Cullen struggles to unravel the pile of secrets enshrouding the new girl.
And after all this, Leah Clearwater’s theory is thoroughly confirmed—they’re both idiots.
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17 Jul 2026
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“D-Draco…” Harry had to take a moment to calm himself from his fit of laughter. “Draco, did- did you have your dad kidnap Ginny to set us up on a date?”
“Oh, yes,” Draco sneered, rolling his eyes even while he quite liked Harry referring to their encounter as a possible date.
“As I’m entirely delusional, I thought perhaps I would have my father set up some elaborate scheme merely to invite you to dinner. As you can see, it’s worked perfectly and you are precisely where I want you.”
“You could have just invited me like a normal person.”
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13 Jul 2026
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Lauren curled her lip. "What? Are you like, retarded?"
"Yes," I said, unironically. "I have autism."
The chatter of those sitting at our lunch table suddenly died and they stared at me with varying levels of discomfort.
Jessica laughed nervously. "You’re joking, right?"
I turned to her, staring somewhere above her shoulder. "No."
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13 Jul 2026
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Master of Death!Harry becomes the first deer summons, and guess which clan likes deer?
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12 Jul 2026
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Adorable, oblivious, idiots. by JessalynMichele
Fandoms: Twilight Series - Stephenie Meyer, Twilight Series - All Media Types, Twilight (Movies), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2022
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Charlie is sick of seeing Bella moping after Edward Cullen. So he does what any good Dad does, and tries to set her up with the handsome, charming, thoughtful, responsible, and sweet newest officer on the Forks Police Department, Harry Potter.
To say Bella is confused by this choice is an understatement.
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12 Jul 2026