Superunicornio



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  1. Summary

    Crack y AUs. No pido más en mi vida. Básicamente escrito porque quiero y porque puedo. Total, va a leerlo dos personas. Si quieres decir "what the fuck se fuma esta tía" cada dos segundos y negar con la cabeza porque no tengo perdón. Esta es tu serie de desafortunados fanfictions. Yes, ma'am. No tengo vergüenza. Esto solo va a ir a peor.

    Los tag irán cambiando a medida que vaya degenerando, pero la única constante serán los pairings (menos las insinuaciones a otras que sean muchas y muy habituales, si es explícito avisaré). Ah, sí. Todos los capítulos van a tener nombre de canciones de Twenty One Pilots, yeah.

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  1. Public Bookmark 35

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    Niall and Ruben’s clandestine affair is spiraling out of control. They fuck in every room. Alby walks in on them in the kitchen—Niall still wearing his wedding kilt.

    Canon-divergent: they both survived the barn scene.

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    08 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 88

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    In the midst of his fertility breakdown, Ruben manages to get his hands in Niall's pants. He doesn't find the trophy he's expecting.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 70

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    He’s drowning himself in all of this at once, torn between his feelings, between fear and longing, between desire and dread. Caught between Ruben and his own self.

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    27 May 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 89

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    Christ, Niall smelled like a fucking virgin. 

    Really, he smelled like the dirt from the neighbor’s yard, and the hot metal of a burning wreck, and the same acrid chemical shit they used in the clink infirmary to patch up all the pansies who’d gotten what was coming to them. But beneath all that, beneath the stench of the world’s shit? He smelled like a fucking baby. 

    Like 72 bleeding virgins awaiting him in Heaven, or whatever bullshit people promised themselves just to make it through the day.

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    Set immediately after the hospital scene, Ruben gets one whiff of Niall and just can't help himself.

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    24 May 2026

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    The reply is immediate. A quick inhale at his own mental collapse and Ruben’s sent, Don’t move.

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    Ruben does the brotherly thing and offers himself up as the "safe" sex option for Niall.

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