Surreal_Angela
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The Wolves Within (working title) by Surreal_Angela
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Feb 2025
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An accidental interaction results in Hermione and Severus swapping bodies. Although they enjoy the novel experience of (literally) walking in someone else's shoes, enemies are plotting revenge.
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Hermione Granger and the Procreation Law by Surreal_Angela for SuperSuspicious
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Dec 2022
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Severus is enjoying his post-War convalescence in Azkaban when Hermione comes to visit with an offer he can't refuse.
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A short little fic inspired by Julia Donaldon and Axel Scheffler's 'Room on the Broom'.
What was the witch doing out in that storm with her cat, a cauldron, and a broomstick?
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Harry witnesses the outcome of a Quidditch wager between professors.
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Choices for the Future Made by Surreal_Angela for RZZMG
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2021
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Draco has chosen Hermione for something very special.
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Bookmarked by Surreal_Angela
29 Jun 2026
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The Brooding Bat of her Dreams. by ASlytherinBadger
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Jun 2026
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Hermione Granger thought being the Hogwarts’ Matron would make her life quieter, until Severus Snape stormed back into it like a gothic fever dream with cheekbones sharp enough to file paperwork on.
Enter Draco Malfoy: agent of chaos, self-appointed matchmaker, and menace to the entire staff table. With a talent for melodrama and his disastrously timed pelvic thrusts, he is determined to shove Hermione and Severus together whether they like it or not. (They don’t.... They definitely do. They’re both in denial.)
With Hogwarts whispering, Harry approving, and Ron distracted by impending fatherhood, Hermione finds herself caught between attraction, irritation, and the unsettling suspicion that she might actually care about Snape.
And as she becomes even more entangled in his life, one thing becomes obvious:
They’re either going to kiss, kill each other, or collapse passionately into a bed, and nobody can decide which outcome is more likely.Draco, armed with his popcorn, is ready for it all.
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26 Jun 2026
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Hermione was, unfortunately, quite accustomed to receiving dick pics with her regular owl post. But she’d never expected Severus Snape to send one, or that he'd be in possession of such a delightfully gorgeous cock. She can only hope he’ll equally enjoy her reply.
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04 May 2026
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“Pillory of Pleasure?” she can barely bring herself to ask.
“It captures-" Snape pauses- “witches in need of… release, and binds them until they find it."
In the silence that follows – every molecule in her body cringing – Hermione thinks that it’s a cruel joke that both of them have, improbably, survived the war when, right now, she’d give a hundred horcruxes for a dark wizard to appear and hex her into oblivion.
“Can’t you stop it?” she asks, desperately.
“No, Miss Granger. This-" reverently stroking the wood of the frame- “is old magic.”
Hermione’s read enough of the Restricted Section of the library to know that that means blood or sex. And, with the way her luck seems to be going this evening, it won’t be the former.
Hermione finds herself in a magical bind. One that only Severus Snape's fingers can... release.
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- Part 3 of Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
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13 Apr 2026
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“Of course. The potion,” Snape repeats, still pinning her with his gaze. “By all means, Miss Granger, examine your cauldron.”
It’s bubbling on the far side of the room, Hermione can just hear it, over the thumping of her heart. Doesn’t move.
Can’t move. Doesn’t want to.
It’s as though a Time Turner’s shattered, and the seconds have stopped ticking; Hermione would swear that the superheated air between them is quivering. And then Snape's hands come to rest at her waist, thumbs circling over the notches of her hip bones, elegant long fingers splaying out across her lower back.
She shouldn’t. She really, really shouldn’t want this-
She arches into his touch.
Hermione sneaks down to the Potions dungeons, late at night. Snape is there, waiting.
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- Part 2 of Snape, Snape, Severus Snape
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Bookmarked by Surreal_Angela
03 Apr 2026