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    After two years of murder attempts and terrible summers, ominous letters from the Ministry and adults who act like they care but never actually do anything, Harry decides to grab the basilisk by the horns. In the few weeks he has before school begins, Harry learns more about himself, his family, and his role in the magical world. When third year starts, he just hopes he's ready.

    [A canon retelling starting in PoA through DH, with a Harry that's just a bit more perceptive, a Sirius with changed priorities, and a caring Theo]

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    29 Jun 2026

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    Fred and George needed a role of their own, even considering how they were Fred & George and not Fred and George.

    And, if no one had made the effort to recognize them, to distinguish them, they would have managed to be seen and noticed. At least that was his due to them.

     

    This didn't mean they wouldn't want to be appreciated for who they were.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    After everything, Harry doesn’t know where to go.

    Scratch that.

    ‘After’ is a relative concept. There is no ‘after’ when it comes to this type of war. So, to be specific, Harry doesn’t know where to sleep once he leaves St. Mungo’s three days after he reduced Voldemort to a very unspectacular pile of ash.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Harry knows better than to Floo into the Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes backroom without an invite. He knows better than to Floo into the twins’ flat unannounced, too.

    What Harry didn’t count on is the dangers of Flooing into his own office. It should be safe– it’s Harry’s sanctuary from the loud bustle of Wheezes, charmed to keep all the noise from the shop out. The office isn’t overly organised, nor is it particularly messy. It’s nice. Quiet. Calm.

    What’s happening on the desk in front of him is not quiet or calm. Nice, on the other hand…

    Sometimes, as Harry finds out, you Floo into your office to file some paperwork and end up between the Weasley twins instead.

    (MIND THE TAGS. This contains very explicit twincest and literal Harry/Fred/George. It's tagged, please don't come for me.)

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Almost three years past the end of the War and Harry cherishes the mundane, the uneventful, the non-life threatening. So, choosing, of his own volition, to work at Weasleys’ Wizard Wheezes might seem like an odd choice on at least two of those counts.

    A series in which there are too many references to a) sofas, b) flavored lube, and c) how amazing the Weasley twins are, not necessarily in that order.

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    25 Jun 2026