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It was Camp Half-Blood’s worst-kept secret that Max and George were both each other’s greatest enemy and greatest obsession.
Max has just come back changed from his quest. George just wants to know why his sworn enemy won't let him out of his sight.
Or 5 times Max cared for George through actions and 1 time they actually managed to tell each other.
(Also no knowledge of Percy Jackson needed for this)
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25 Jun 2026
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Lando sloping off after a meeting, or a practice session, only to turn up an hour or so later looking dishevelled, with clothing creases cut into his cheeks. It would be endearing if not for the fact that he seems to be hiding all the good napping spots from Oscar.
Self-proclaimed sleep enthusiast Oscar, who can never get more than ten minutes alone time for a nap
OR: Lando introduces Oscar to all the good places to nap around the garage.
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24 Jun 2026
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landonorris ✔ good life :)
Attached pictures: a picture of Lando in an orange beanie and hoodie, posing with a peace sign. A picture of Oscar Piastri on a snowy hotel balcony, bundled up in two orange McLaren puffer coats and a matching scarf, thumbs-up towards the camera. A blurry picture of Oscar driving Lando’s 765LT Spider, head thrown back in a laugh. A photo of the latest edition of Autosport Magazine: someone has given the headshot of Oscar a graffitied moustache. A picture of Oscar, fast asleep in the middle of a meeting room. A selfie of a horrified Lando and a beaming Oscar, holding a fishing rod in one hand and a fish in the other.
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View all 1,369 commentsoscarpiastri ✔ Quit exposing me. You’re ruining my fantastic PR streak.
landonorris✔ I understand that, without my agreement, Lando has posted photos of me having fun. This is wrong and I never have fun ever in my entire life. I will not be having fun now or anytime in the future.
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23 Jun 2026
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“Never have I ever… done anal,” Lando smirks before immediately taking a swig, with a cocky raise of the eyebrow.
Oscar looks flushed, awkward, and it fills Lando with a sadistic playfulness.
"Hum you mean like… giving it or taking it?”
Lando’s eyes widen.
That is a valid question. But that is not a question a straight guy would ask. The biggest shit-eating grin appears on Lando’s lips. Oh, this is going to be a lot more interesting than he imagined.
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23 Jun 2026
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It's the drivers' parade at Interlagos, and the Mercedes car has broken down. Red Bull comes to the rescue, but for reasons no one can figure out (including the man himself) Max asks George to join them instead of Kimi. What kind of shenanigans will ensue?
A dramatization of real life events at the 2025 Sao Paulo Grand Prix.
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18 Jun 2026