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The moment the lock is in the latch and there's a solid barrier between the two of them and the rest of the rotten world, Henry’s hands dance frantically down the buttoned and tied front of Hans’ gambeson.
“It's already been looked at, Hal.”
“Not by me.”
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- Part 3 of one day, I will grow wings
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Everyone’s talking about that corner kick clip—Jude pressed close, hand firm on Erling’s hip, holding him way too tight for just marking. Pundits call it a distraction. Fans call it gamesmanship. Truth? Jude spent 90 minutes fighting every urge… until he couldn’t anymore.
Erling didn’t zone out by accident. He lost it because his whole world narrowed to Jude’s touch—and the unspoken promise: once the whistle blows, all bets are off.
And for the record? Size doesn’t pick who leads. A big, unstoppable striker can still melt completely when someone finally takes control.
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“When was the last time someone helped you through a heat?” Jude asked, actively stopping himself from burying his face into the crook of Erling’s neck.
“You know how long, you were there.”
Haaland goes into heat during the game against England, luckily Jude is there to make things better.
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Erling’s got a whole arsenal of shameless, filthy one-liners and he’s been using them on Jude nonstop, convinced the usually calm midfielder will just brush them off. But when he pushes way too far with his boldest fantasy yet? Jude finally stops holding back… and hits back with something so vivid, so unapologetically direct and confident, Erling short-circuits completely. Shit happens🤷♀️
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its pieces still stuck in your teeth by Mybloodyvalentin3guy
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)
04 Jul 2026
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Ryland Grace has a secret. When Simon leaves for the greenhouse in the evenings, he gets to put on his skirt. Well, one evening, Simon decides to come home early from the greenhouse. The following in the result of that decision.